Or how about haggis?
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Or how about haggis?
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Originally Posted by ermitonto
Butters: I've done it, General Disarray. I've watches all one hundred and thirty-two episodes of the Simpsons, twice. And I've finally come up with something... tha they have never done! Uh, behold! [pulls the sheet off] This device that I have made will take the cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace the inside instead, with two-month-old mayonnaise. [grins] People will think that they are gonna get a bite of a sweet, delicious cherry, but, instead, they'll get a mouth full of yuckies, and sticky mayonnaise. Hey! [begins to cackle. Dougie fiddles with the machine] You've never seen this on the Simpsons, right?
Dougie: No, I think the Simpsons would be more clever than that.
Butters: Good! Then l-let us take my machine outside and make society finally pay for sh-shunning us!
Announcer: [a commercial for Cheesy-Poofs gives way to a Simpsoons commercial] Tonight on the Simpsons: It's a laughorama when Bart builds a machine that takes cherries out of chocolate-covered cherries and replace instead, with mayonnaise.
Butters: Nnno [turns and faces the TV], uh no, no, it can't be.
Dougie: Uh oh, Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it! [a shot of the TV]
Butters: No! No! [begins hallucinating]
How about a nice liver marinated in cod liver oil, and served with deep fried potatoe peels, and onion skins!?!?!?!? Mmmmmmm :eek:
Or as my mother always said when we asked "whats for dinner" How about the evah famous Shit On A Stick with a nice cup of SICK! :confused:
GRLLLMMMPGHFFFGHH!!!!!!(THROWUP SOUND)
How bout a large Kielbasa sub with extra veins? Mayo on the buns!