Everything is sexual

i dont poo

my bowels fell out of my rectum from a very bad expirement:

one day, i decided to stick a carrot up my ass... bad idea....and then i couldnt get that mother fucker oput cuz it was lubed and slipped right in....so my girl came over and she put her hand in my ass and i pushed as she pulled and i guess we both did our parts too strong cuz out flew the carrot and my bowels following it!!

shit everywhere....on her...me...the floor....but the carrot was still good!!


wow i cant beleive i wasted 5 minutes of my life making that crap up...time for a bowl


later

lol ahhhhhhhhh i was hoping it was true so i could get explicit details.Put a smile on my face 4 sure

taking a shit simulates anal sex

oh...i do not have a fetish...too weird for me

i have a fetish for dirty beds and cum filled socks

later

cum filled socks eh? i may be able to help you with that one ;) lol :P

hahah speaking of cum filled socks

heres a pretty narsty story

i was jerking off one night and i had nothing to put it in so i blew it in an old sock and was really tired so i threw it behind me and it fell behind the bed when i was done

the next day a girl came over and we made out my bed and i looked over and there wsa the sock lol

:|

so glad she didnt see it lol

later

LMFAO! dude...you are too much...

What is it with all the cum socks recently!? :D

hahahaha--damn good story-

im sorry i ever brought it up...the cum socks that is it seemed funny the first time i said it...and to be honest...its still funny to me...so screw that...ill freeken bring it up all the time :D :P