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My friends and I usually refer herb as "the easy one" and burning it as "putting one in the wind" so when we want to burn we just like, "Let's go put this easy one in the wind." LoL people who don't be around us get all confused like, "what's easy about the wind?" Ignorance is bliss! :S2:
"you want to go smoke?"
we arn't sneaky.
well, back home a few of my friends called it Brocolli, or Collard Greens lol but that wasn't really to "fool" people, just us bein dicks.
But at college when I was on my Residence Life staff as one of the "authority figures" of my building, my coworkers and I (smoked every goddamn day and night) spoke very openly about it by calling it "dessert".
Weed was dessert, dealer was a baker, a blunt was a cinnamon stick, like it really got endless lol. But we'd have a whole conversation. Being stoned was being "full", so it was always nice to hear someone say "I am fucking fulllll" lol.
Another group I hung with would say "let's get some groceries" lol i loved "grocery shopping" in those days
"Its time to take my medicine":stoned::stoned::stoned::stoned:
I'm a more mature hippy :hippy: so I have heard alot of 'other' names.
The longest standing is "Bob", I've maybe known three guys named Bob, my entire life, but if you were around... back in the day... you would think that Bob was my man, because I sure was talking about him enough.
Some real good friends and fellow burners were painters so their code was paint - quart of green paint, half a gallon, etc. << I'd take a whole gallon of that Grabber Green right now >> *<Grabber for motorheads>*
Always been a motorhead (dragracing), so automotive language was code a bunch. 4 cylinder (1/4 oz), front end work - fronting, parts come in, etc. A Chevy 350 was a ounce, and a 454 (Big Block) was a qp or more, depending on how many rpms were turning at a certain speed/gear - price.
Forever I have heard it called 'trees'. But this was never the lingo with my contacts.
What gets confusing is when you are running and you have several suppliers and your calling your people up and they all have different 'coded language', that is why you never deal while high. You smoke after the job is done!
Past 5 years it really hasn't matter to much as to what is being said, if I'm tapped - the jokes on them. I'm so small league now.
I usually say something like, "I'll be there in a minute, let me finish my bowl." Or, "I am gonna smoke some kush, want some, grew it myself?"
I am pretty sneaky like that.
We say we're going to Gord's. Gord is a good friend of ours but it also happens to be the name of a sporting goods store that has a very private parking lot behind it.
"You wanna go to chapel?" If anyone cares to know the story just ask.
Did you smoke in a chapel once? I hate organized religion too!
Burn the bush, smoke a bone, fire up, toke up, burn a bowl. :D