Radioactive water!!! MARIJUANA TESTING!!! Am I going to turn into Aquaman?

'Radioactive' is not necessarily something to be afraid of. Radioactive 'markers' are used in medical work all the time. You are not being exposed to weapons-grade Uranium, lol, promise. The markers are at a level and type of radioactivity that is safe for use on living human subjects.

But if you DO turn into Aquaman, that's awesome. I think at the very least, the University would give you free tuition, and maybe you could become a superhero and fight evil, or, failing that, you could get a job as a carnie...