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Oh shit, that reminds me of ^^^ of a time when I got busted for smoking cigarettes on the street when I was like, 13..I am SUCH a bad ass. (legal age is 19 here). The cop asked my name, I told him "Amanda", then like 10 minutes later he goes "what's your name, Amanda?" I was like.."Uh..Amanda?"..
LOL! I'll bet even the cop had to laugh at himself for asking that question! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by babyfaceisLEGAL
Lol:jointsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by babyfaceisLEGAL
when i was about 14 after hockey i went to the vending machine to get some gatorade or powerade, anyways, there was a kid there by the machines. as soon as i got up to the machine, this little boy (mustve been 8) asked me if he could see/touch my dick. needless to say i was taken aback.Quote:
Originally Posted by smok3y
Hahaha...just today actually I was talking to a customer on the phone.. The dude is like, "Can you have them delivered before 5AM??". (The answer is obviously no).
About 2-3 sentences later..
"I want that before 5 AM, ok?". - "No."
Right before I close the sale..
"So that's going to be there before 5 AM right?"
NO GOD DAMNIT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THERE BEFORE 5 AM! THE MAILMAN IS NOT EVEN AWAKE AT 5 AM!
It was real shits and giggles :jointsmile:
Those kinds of shits and giggles always made me want to strangle the shit out of the customer... or my boss for requiring that I put up with that crap every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by CanaDanKs Inc.
(can your cat take bong hits at all ) my buddy blurted that well high:wtf: lol
I worked security on a few porn shoots in Holland and without even knowing me the producer of one asked me if I had a dungeon ??????? :wtf:
I have no idea why he thought I would have.
Well, I think you are going about it the right way --- strangling a shit out of someone is a lot easier than strangling a giggle out of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Clandestine
That all depends. What if the person being strangled is a masochist? :wtf::DQuote:
Originally Posted by dragonrider