Just got rolled

you got very lucky, with all that paraphernalia on you cause you should "by the book" be arrested.

I have a few questions:
1: Was there resin in the pipe? or on the bottom of the lighters?
2: Was there cannabis keif or small pieces in the grinder?
3: What was your attitude? were you pretty depressed attitude (like you just caught a 4 year old stealing) talking to the officers and they were like, "lets not ruin this kids life" or another attitude? (Just want to see what works on officers, cause obviously whatever you did, worked and worked well if you didn't have to break your pipe or be arrested)