My Cat Fetches

Oh boy, I have one crazy cat named Cowboy. He chews threw cords(cable cord pictured), runs off with peoples car keys, climbs in bag/purse, watches TV (pictured looking behind computer monitor for arrow I imagine or chase things running on the screen), plays with pill bottles, he came to me declawed and he bites in self defense, he nudges you non stop with a cold wet nose when he wants to be petted. He is such a good cat though, when he isnt into trouble he wants to be loved. If you dont like cats, he dont care he likes you.