Your last trip to the emergency room...

haha last time i went to the ER was like a year ago or 2, i was partyin with a whole bunch of people out in like this farm place and i was drunk as shit i mean blacked out, and we had 2 trucks. so i wanted to be standin in the back while 1 truck was drivin then jump across to the other one like i saw on skater video somewhere, well i was drunk, the drivers of both trucks were drunk, everyone was drunk, it wasnt good. i jumped across but my friend drivin swerved like just a bit and i landed 1 foot on then fell face first, got fucked up decently. Had a goodn supply of vicodin though for a month. good times :D

some kid a couple of years younger than me thought we were in the ghetto and he tried to steele my weed with a knife in hand. He said give me your bag. haha I was like fuck no. he slashed at me and I blocked it off with my arm and punched him in the face. He had dropped to the ground and once I realized the gash he had made in my forarm I proceeded to punch him in the face over and over again. Punished him well but then I had to go to the ER. 19 stitches. sorry about the shitty story but shit happens.

Cut my finger with the miter box (chop saw) nicked a nerve & shot my palm with a 16 penny nail. These two incidents happenned within 3mths time. This happened when I was on probation and had'nt smoked for a year. When I was a stoner I never hurt myself in construction.

Good thing I'm a stoner again, I might be dead.

I THINK THIS PROOVES MY JOURNEY TO THE ER WAS NEEDED AS I STILL HAVE THE UFKIN LUMP 6 MONTHS AFTER I FELL!!!!

um at a party about 3 years ago where i was stupidly drunk and hi and skipped down the stairs cause i am wierd like that i got about 3 stairs from the bottom and thought id jump the last few so i did and didnt realize the roof was a right angle. So i jumped and nutted the corner of the rook and split my head open. I was so stoned i thought it was just a bump so i went and sat down in the lounge. the next thing i knew i had blood trickling down ma face and then it started to piss out with blood...so i went to the hospital

uhhh last time i was at the er wasnt anything special. i just had alcohol poisoning. i drank 1.75 liters of smirnoff apple twist in seriously <30-45 minutes. yes stupid i know but that shit went down like water for me so i could chug it like no other. i didnt even get sick until after i went to sleep like 4 hours or so later. then i was pukin all over but i couldnt wake up. that was dangerous i couldve pulled a jimi hendrix. i went to the hospital in the morning. my body couldnt digest food for like 3 days after that. like all i could eat was salad, and when it came out of my ass it looked like i just dumped fresh salad in the toilet. it was weird. that was really bad night. dont drink that much that fast ever.

Yeah one time I ignited a fart from my ass that propelled me across the room,I actually took to the air and was launched right into the plasterboard wall onthe other side of the room...

Ended up with my fuckin head lodged in the wall all bits of plaster and wall board all over the place with a cloud of wallboard dust lingering around....

WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR THAT ONE NEVER AGAIN.......

My list trip to tje emergency room was last year when a charve decided to break my nose.

ironicaly i might have to go soon cos of y ribs cos anotehr random charve started a fight with em for no reason.

As a little advise, if anyone tells you to go live in darlington, england, tell them to piss off.

i was around 5th grade, went out to ride my bike and suddenly i just go flying off my bike because of this big ass fuckin rock that was in the middle of the road, banged my head on the road. went to the ER and they even almost screwed my dad over because they said i wasnt wearing a helmit, which i wasnt..

In December of 1999, I went out to get the mail and fell on a huge icy stone step that's been in front of my house for the last 160 years. My head was no match. I knocked myself out and woke up to my dog licking my face. There was so much blood but I only needed one staple. I wonder how many ppl have fallen on the same rock.