as long as you realize canada americas prison bitch, we say jump and you'll ask how high.Quote:
Originally Posted by surreyB.C.
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as long as you realize canada americas prison bitch, we say jump and you'll ask how high.Quote:
Originally Posted by surreyB.C.
AHAHAH for some reason that story makes me fucking laugh so hard, jsut because i know some of my friends parents are just like that
haha..how can ur mom beat u cus u wont/cant roll a joint for her...thats fukkin harsh! lazy bitch
A few tips for this lady:
1) Put down the bottle. Alcohol can destroy families, weed generally won't, unless the government destroys your family because you happen to smoke weed (which it is more than happy to do), but that's another matter.
2) Only hit the kid if he really really deserves it, if you want it to have any disciplinary impact. If you beat your kid over inane things like that it'll just fuck up his head later on in life. There's a fine line between hitting your kid to teach him a lesson and unexcusable domestic violence, but unfortunately a lot of drunkards in the Bible belt just can't see it.
3) What were you even thinking, asking your 11-year-old how to roll joints? If he knows how, he shouldn't. You should be able to do better than him, even if you're too drunk to think straight.
4) Get a frickin bowl or bong or something. They require hardly any coordination.
" Welcome to Canada : AMERICA's HAT "
thats waht my t-shirt says
but for real u wanna say its cause of americas , thats like sayin crime is all black ppl ........... ervery country and every race has there own dumb ass muther fuckers , so to say that bout amercia and canadas so great once again i say.......
Welcome to Canada : AMERICA's HAT
"Mama, I can't fit that much weed in these papers."
"I swear to god, boy, if I weigh those joints and they're less than a gram each..."
...Well you know what happened.
hahahaha.. i love how i live literally like 20 min away from smyrna.
lol i laughed when i read that. I guess im a bad person :(
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Originally Posted by Hektik
i think we ALL LAUGHED :D when we read that :rolleyes: hhah :p
I would just roll up a fatty for her and smoke it with her it would have solved the whole situation now they have to be put into foster care as there mom gets sent to jail.