Lock up tight, make sure the dog is in for the night, and the pearl-handle is in the nightstand.
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Lock up tight, make sure the dog is in for the night, and the pearl-handle is in the nightstand.
Two words...
High Voltage.
If anyone breaks in here, they're in for a SHOCKING surprise!
Stabbed for Soreen cake is more likely than getting shot for a tootsie pop over here, mainly because we don't have tootsie pops.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
EDIT* Fuck, I threw my roach book on my rolling tray and it knocked over my half prepped joint.
Is soreen cake the same as malt loaf? :hippy:Quote:
Originally Posted by WeedyBoyWonder
Gun in nightstand
I keep my keys right next to the bed so I can set off the panic button on my car if I wanted to and i keep my phone very handy.
so sat urday night i was woken up by some bright lights shining in my windows. it startled me a lot cause there are no streetlights or any outside lights in my yard. and if someone comes up the driveway their lights dont shine in my room. basically there is nothing that can lite up my room but a ufo or a hellicopter. lol
it was a chopper flew right overhead and shook the housea little. turns out it was life flight . each time they land out here its freaky cause as theyre circleing down they fly over my house twice then land in the next street over. then they left and i went back to bed.
Well yesterday one of my neighbors brought over some deer meat and told us they found another body. at the same house. but this time it was in the front yard. i didnt see any cops or read about it in the papers yet, but if thats true i swear to god im getting a c.w.p. asap. just to feel a little safer ya know.. well gottta go feed the animals.:mad:
Before I go to bed I strip naked, grab a tube of KY and wander the house looking for burglars. Ok I dont really but they sure would shit themselves if they saw that.
I leave all my doors and windows unlocked so if I have a burglar I can make a quick getaway.
Burglars are so stupid ;)
I don't lock the doors, but just before I go to bed; I open up the front door and make sure my guard dog is awake, on the front porch. He's a very sound sleeper.
As long as they don't go the back door, I'm fine.
That's a good idea; never thought of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by TX Girl