sexual pet peeves AKA ...uh is that supposed to turn me on?

1. Bad personal hygiene in general - this includes, but is not limited to, failing to brush one's teeth twice a day and before kissing, failing to shower when one smells like sweaty stank, reeking of cigarette smoke, failing to cut one's finger- and toenails, looking like one cannot afford a haircut, not shaving, unruly beard or other facial hair, etc.

2. holes in one's socks, holes in one's boxers, cheesy boxers that one's mother bought for him to keep him from having premarital sex, cartoon characters on clothing in general.

3. making fun of other people, snorting when laughing, being an arrogant prick that thinks he knows better than everyone else

4. expecting a real woman to be like a porn star. seriously. ridiculous.

5. food in bed. wtf. I don't want to lick chocolate off your smelly ass.

6. not knowing what the hell is going on because you're too self-conscious. seriously. God gave us social instincts, can't you just fucking USE them?

7. telling me I look like a movie star or something. I know I don't look like Jennifer Aniston or someone. If I did, I'd be rich and famous. so cut the crap.

Oh yeah... and here's a big one...

8. don't talk about the size of your penis. I can see it just fine. And if I were blind, I could feel it just fine. so don't talk about it.

9. I hate it when people use cutesy nicknames for genitals and breasts. it makes me feel like I am having sex with a preschooler. call it a penis and a vagina, if you're an adult. there are bedroom words for these but in public conversation can we act like we're not uncomfortable with the correct terms?

9. I hate it when people use cutesy nicknames for genitals and breasts. it makes me feel like I am having sex with a preschooler. call it a penis and a vagina, if you're an adult. there are bedroom words for these but in public conversation can we act like we're not uncomfortable with the correct terms?

I agree 100%.

Its a bummer when a girl is not comfortable with her body.

IF you dont want to touch it, what makes you think i'll have fun touching it.

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Originally Posted by og512

Women that won't get on top.
and
Excessive screaming/moaning. Like they're trying to piss the neighbors off.

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Or at least make them a little jealous :thumbsup:

Women that are self concious of their body
Shitty kissers
bad breath
only want to do one position
or are a dead lay

haha,..............this thread is funny, ..

all I can think of is girls who are afraid to grab it or touch it,.....its like hey I keep it clean and big for a reason, grab the damn thing or im gonna club your face with it.

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Nope. Can't think of any.