do you wash your feet with soap

First I use a spray of Mean Green, and using a brillo pad, remove all the tell tale signs of flaky psoriasis. Next, with my grinder, I grind off anything that is left sticking out, therefore ensuring a smooth finishe to the foot. Always remember to grind those pesky toe nails as well. Those unsightly hanging and broken nails can really be hell when one of yours happens to poke= your partners ass while in bed in the middle of the night.

Then I use one ounce of Carnuba wax on each foot, and be sure to apply the wax in circular counterclockwise motions. Why? hell, I don't know. Mr Miyagi said so.

Allow the wax dry to a dull haze, then polish off with a clean dry heavy duty grit sandpaper using straight, deliberate strokes. Make sure you get between the toes, as thiese crevices are by far the most overlooked part of the foot, with the heel trailing a close second.

Once again, scrub with the brillo pad and the Mean Green solution, rinse with pure vinegar, and use a leaf blower to blow dry.

With the foot now dry, it is safe to use the conditioner. Extra virgin olive oil works best, and be sure to rub it in deeply. Be sure to allow ample time (20 minutes) for the oil to dry, and WA-LA, your feet are ready for another day.

I sincerely hope this was both informative and cautioning. Happy Feet! :dance: :yippee: :abduct:

I, personally, like cleaning my ass with my feet, but only after I've cleaned my feet with my balls. Before my vigorous ball washing, I'll dip them in petroleum jelly, call them my 'naughty nuggets of love', and shave them with the first razor I find at the dollar store.

It is good to be Lord Vapor.

it just seems silly to wash the bottoms of feet cause as soon as you step out of the shower your just gettign them dirty.. then walking on carpet, putting o nsocks..
i usually just let the soap run down my legs and usually it lathers up my feet

I give them a thorough scrubbing about ever 3rd or 4th day. The rest of the time I figure enough soapy water is washing over them anyway.

neva......

i let the royal bath maids do it, 4 me

they tell me the following,

"the royal feet are clean your Highness"

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Originally Posted by Old Stoner

First I use a spray of Mean Green, and using a brillo pad, remove all the tell tale signs of flaky psoriasis. Next, with my grinder, I grind off anything that is left sticking out, therefore ensuring a smooth finishe to the foot. Always remember to grind those pesky toe nails as well. Those unsightly hanging and broken nails can really be hell when one of yours happens to poke= your partners ass while in bed in the middle of the night.

Then I use one ounce of Carnuba wax on each foot, and be sure to apply the wax in circular counterclockwise motions. Why? hell, I don't know. Mr Miyagi said so.

Allow the wax dry to a dull haze, then polish off with a clean dry heavy duty grit sandpaper using straight, deliberate strokes. Make sure you get between the toes, as thiese crevices are by far the most overlooked part of the foot, with the heel trailing a close second.

Once again, scrub with the brillo pad and the Mean Green solution, rinse with pure vinegar, and use a leaf blower to blow dry.

With the foot now dry, it is safe to use the conditioner. Extra virgin olive oil works best, and be sure to rub it in deeply. Be sure to allow ample time (20 minutes) for the oil to dry, and WA-LA, your feet are ready for another day.

I sincerely hope this was both informative and cautioning. Happy Feet! :dance: :yippee: :abduct:

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i thought it might be true,
until i got to the sandpaper, vinegar, and olive oil part
lol

As for me, i wash my feet along with every other part of my body with soap

i wash my feel with soap and if you don't your nasty/lazy

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Originally Posted by Old Stoner

First I use a spray of Mean Green, and using a brillo pad, remove all the tell tale signs of flaky psoriasis. Next, with my grinder, I grind off anything that is left sticking out, therefore ensuring a smooth finishe to the foot. Always remember to grind those pesky toe nails as well. Those unsightly hanging and broken nails can really be hell when one of yours happens to poke= your partners ass while in bed in the middle of the night.

Then I use one ounce of Carnuba wax on each foot, and be sure to apply the wax in circular counterclockwise motions. Why? hell, I don't know. Mr Miyagi said so.

Allow the wax dry to a dull haze, then polish off with a clean dry heavy duty grit sandpaper using straight, deliberate strokes. Make sure you get between the toes, as thiese crevices are by far the most overlooked part of the foot, with the heel trailing a close second.

Once again, scrub with the brillo pad and the Mean Green solution, rinse with pure vinegar, and use a leaf blower to blow dry.

With the foot now dry, it is safe to use the conditioner. Extra virgin olive oil works best, and be sure to rub it in deeply. Be sure to allow ample time (20 minutes) for the oil to dry, and WA-LA, your feet are ready for another day.

I sincerely hope this was both informative and cautioning. Happy Feet! :dance: :yippee: :abduct:

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That's the funniest damn thing I have ever read!

Toss up. They stay clean enough for what I use them for though.

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Originally Posted by 420_24/7

i thought it might be true,
until i got to the sandpaper, vinegar, and olive oil part
lol

As for me, i wash my feet along with every other part of my body with soap

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rofl! it was the brillo pad for me. but it was a hell of a read.

i do not wash my feet. i think the dirtied soap water will be sufficient. and seeing as to how i just walk in dirt, why wash em anyways?

when i worked landscaping and would take off my boots and socks to find some blackened feet, then i washed em thoroughly.