jokes when high

I don't think I'd be allowed to put my favorite one on here..

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Originally Posted by Chronically Enhanced

oh man I did that to this newish stoner a few weeks back and he totally flipped out, my friend caught on and we were both doing it (only three of us there), we like got up and made food all in complete silence he could not handle it. Because we just kept our lips moving and jesturing etc.

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My Music Theory teacher just did that today to me. He must have thought I got high right before school, lol.

what is ur favorite one Tryptamine? and why cant u post it lol

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Originally Posted by sub

wen i get really baked with people that are blazing for the first time i move my mouth like im talking but i dont actually say anything and they trip out like crazy cause they think think that theyre deaf

i did that to one guy for like an hour and he was about to cry

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lmao haha i know about that one its happened to practically evryone in my friends circle on our first joints ever, when it happened to me i kept touchin my ears to see if they were still there haha

Here's my personal favorite:

You know Rohto V eye drops? Well the first time you use them they burn like crazy. Most people who use them for the first time go "wtf, why are these burning so bad". So what you do is while they're complaining about the burning you look them straight in their good eye and go "You ever tried Acid before?....because you just did." Most people FLIP out depending on how high they are. I had this done to me the first time I used Rohtos and I have done it to many people since. Best shit ever. If you've never done it then it is a must do.

weed wrecks night vision, so night walks are always fun with flashlights after a blunt.

4 of us walking and we 3 all stopped at once and watched the 4th go another 15ft, stop, say nothing for about 30 seconds, then charged screaming at us! (missed 3 ft to one side and kept going 10feet till he heard us laughing)

When me and my partner are driving to a job site and smoking in the van. Ill wait for him to get a couple hits in him, then when hes about to hit it again ill whistle like a cop siren(real good at it)
and suddenly look into the mirror, it freaks him out hes always paranoid.