PLEASE HELP!! Probation/Testing Coming Up!

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Originally Posted by RunningScared

Also, @FBR, do you suggest I do what S2 says, and take the aspirins up to an hour before, or what N2 says, and take them up UNTIL 4 hrs before?



Also the other bold part above, I should substitute 2 quarts of gatorade with 2 tablespoons of salt, right? And drink that mixture every time it asks for water, correct? Thus, I'd be diluting, replacing, and everything with the gatorade-salt concoction? Sorry for all the questions, but all the differing info, and vagueness make it a bit difficult to figure out.

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I think in N2Pot's sticky he starts off saying water or juice but a few posts later he suggests sports drinks. Yes, your concotion is correct. As far as the aspirin, use your best judgement. N2Pot says take a dose or your last dose 4 hours before the test. S2 suggests a dose a little closer to the drug test. Base it on your clean time, smoking history, your body's ability to tolerate the aspirin, home testing results, etc. Don't go overboard with the aspirin either.

Please let us know what the results of your home tests are, I am in the same boat as you but just havn't been smoking for as long and not as much..t would help relieve some of my nervousness..lol

Thx for advice again, guys. I'll be taking a home test in the morning w/ the first void, to see where I stand now (2 weeks clean exactly). I'll also test w/ the validity w/ the adulteration strips, to see what my "normal" should be. If I'm positive, I'll prolly dilute later in the day (w/ the aspirin stopping around 2 hrs before-->avg of the two posts) and see how that works out. Lemme know what you guys think.

Oh, I've also been eating as clean as possible (while studying and being in school, ugh), mostly turkey and cheese sandwiches on wheat bread, with some home-grilled steak pieces in a wheat pita, with tons of onions to up the taste. And I've been taking TONS of fiber, creatine, and protein, to keep the total fat down in my diet. I've decreased the lifting, but upped the cardio a bit.

It's good to know that the aspirin doesn't show up, also (heh, my creatinine should be mad high-->brown on the test strips). Man I'm still stressed as hell about all this. Wish me hella-luck.

ND

Ok, so I took a test w/ my first void of the day. I also ran a specimen validity test to get my baseline. I'm currently exactly 14 days clean, and have been doing cardio daily (as per my previous posts) for the past 4 days.

I failed the test (no line to a VERY faint line if you look CLOSELY). The specimen validity test showed that everything was in normal range and creatinine was high (over 100), so I figure that's good.

I'm going to try dilution today, and take another test later on tonight, and I'll post the results of that here as well. I'm gonna try by starting at the 8 hour mark, and take 4 aspirin every 3 hours until the 2 hr mark (12 total). Asides from that, I'm gonna follow N2's dilution sticky (w/ salted gatorade --> 2 tbl for 2 quarts). If anyone has any other suggestions ESPECIALLY about a schedule for the Rolaids, I'd really appreciate it (right now I figure I'll take 4 rolaids every hour for 4 hours up to the time I test myself).

You should stop cardio 3 or so days before the test.

Well, the problem is that I don't have any idea when I'll be tested. I have a court date on Wednesday (4 days) for a pre-prelim conference (for a non-drug-related issue), and I don't even know if a decision as to what I'll have to do will be reached then. If it is, I'm worried that I may have to piss that very day in court or whatever. Any ideas on this?

Well.......anyways, I tried diluting w/ Salt-Gatorade mixture (2 tablespoons of salt in 2 quarts of Gatorade), and it didn't make me piss at all....it mostly made me shit, and very liquid-y at that. And now I'm in pain from liquishitting so much. Anyways, I tested myself in the morning w/ first void, and again about 20 mins ago after the failed dilution method.

10/13/2007
1:53 PM (first void)
THC Test --> Positive (Barely faint to no line)
Creatinine: 100
Nitrite: Neg (L)
Gultaraldehyde: Neg.
pH: 4-7
S.G.: 1.015
Oxidant/PCC: Neg (L)

Then I tried the following dilution method:

2:30 PM --> 4 Aspirin
5:30 PM --> 4 Aspirin
7:00 PM --> 4 Rolaids, 16 oz. Gatorade-Salt liquid
7:15 PM --> 1 B-100 Vitamin Complex (time release-NOT CRUSHED), 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
7:30 PM --> 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
7:45 PM --> 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
8:00 PM --> 4 Rolaids, 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
8:15 PM --> At this point, I started shitting liquid like crazy. Went 2 times, but pissed minimally
8:30 PM --> 4 Aspirin, 8 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
8:35 Pm --> Had another liqui-shit session (minimal piss).
8:45 PM --> Got so fucking thirsty, and I felt kinda sick, so I broke down and drank 20-24 oz of regular water
9:00 PM --> 4 Rolaids, 4 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid
9:05 PM --> Had ANOTEHR liqui-shit session (minimal piss again), but almost clear liquid shit (quite a bit).
9:30 PM --> 1/2 caffeine pill
10:00 PM --> 1 B-100 Vitamin Complex (time release-CRUSHED), 4 Rolaids, 4 oz Gatorade-Salt liquid, 16 oz Gatorade-Creatine-Fiber mix
11:00 PM --> TEST

Same EXACT results as this morning. Except the urine was yellow, and smelled like multivitamins.

And again, I'm pretty sure it's because all that liquid never made it to my kidneys/urine, but stayed in the intestine, and hence the painful diarrhea :(. Anyways, I would like any advice on how to fix this dilution method to make it work. I'm guessing the first thing would be to cut all the salt out, and just try it w/ Gatorade? Also, should I try out S2's 2 hour, 1 gallon dilution plan, but w/o the salt? Ugh.....I hope to god I can get this to work sooner than later.

Any and all advice, as usual, would be much appreciated.

I don't know if it helps or not but I know I was told to take lots of goldenseal and stop like two days before so I did that but to this day I don't know if it did anything towards me passing for all I know I was being fucked with lol but I passed, with dilution and goldenseal I was only 135lbs and 6' back then. I'm sure FBR knows about the golden being useless at this point or that it doesn't work at all but in case it does I wanted to mention it I was told it help released THC from you fat cells or something but I hope FBR knows because I've always wondered and he really seems to know this shit.


sorry if it is worthless or doesn't make sense I am really high from resin hits right now, and I thought I was going to get stoned tonight:D :S5:

I've never understood the salt intake for weed.Salt is just going to make you retain more water and not piss as much. I would think just the opposite of what you want.On my little home experiment with test strips,I seem to be able to get clean a day sooner if I drink a lot of tea and cranberry juice.Thats if I smoke a couple nights in a row. I 'll usually smoke sunday and monday night and I'm clean by thursday.

:thumbsup: Keep it simple and don't over do it since it might play against you even if you had never smoked before. Also, don't hurt yourself by taking to many of these C*** since your test is not tomorrow and you might not even have one.

The most accurate scientific study on THC metabolites elimination I've read states an average of 20 days to come out clean and that at cuts off far bellow the commercial tests and using the most sensitive assays (EMIT, GS, MS) with urine and blood samples from a statically significant group of individuals. The 90 days that I found on other sites are certainly special cases, not scientifically demonstrated and advertised, I believe, to scare you out for commercial purposes.

Based on your body and life profile you should be clean very soon. Exercising (swetting), 1 aspirin a day (good for your heart), 1 multivitamin/day, good eating (60% of the metabolites are eliminated through your feces) and drinking.

If you go for a urine test, that day piss a much as you can before the test because the metabolites are released slowly, therefore, if you clean up yourself just before chances are the middle stream of your piss will come clean. Delay the uptake of multivitamin, aspirin to about 1h00 before the test and a little creatin will not hurt you. Don't drink too much before the test for your urine not to come non diluted.

Finally, load yourself with confidence, show no fear if they ask for a drug test and don't over test yourself to early.

You'll be fine:thumbsup: if you don't hurt yourself.