my penis and i appreciate the sympathy!
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my penis and i appreciate the sympathy!
You need some hottie to suck the capsacin out immediately before there is permenant damage!
BTW how many burning penises do you have? ;) The title suggests you have many!
ahhhhhh that must have wrecked, ive heard natural yoghurt is good for that
ugh...I did that with IcyHot.....if given a choice, I'll now just take the cramp...Quote:
Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere
oh man, thats hillarious, but im sure it had to suck for you...
yeah i agree with you about getting a hottie to help me out! sorry about the misleading title, i do in fact have only one penis.:thumbsup: but while it was burning, i pretended it wasn't mine...Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeBoobsRule
This brings back memories of getting Tiger Balm on my knob... not recommended!!
El Fantistico :smokin:
When I was 13, my cousin dared me to spray bug spray on my dick. I did, and he said "that stings doesn't it" and right when he said that, it started to burn like hell, and I started screaming.
My bastard cousin, how I love him.
hahaaha thats waaaaay tooo funny man! my only bad experince with hot peppers was when i used to work in a warehouse for sobeys driving forklifts n stuff...
anyways i was shipping a buch of jalapeano peppers out and my friend bet me that i couldnt eat a whole one. i laughed at him cause they rnt even the size of my little finger n i like spicy food. so i ate it but man... i though i was gonna throw up it was sooo hot! i swear there the devil! and the worst part was i couldnt stop it from burining. i put like a whole pack of gum in my mouth and drank like a gallon of water but it didnt do much... haha i couldnt amagine gettin that crap all over my junk!!! ur a champ... seriously!