You just got thrown out of an airplane without a parachute at 10,000 feet

Drink Nestea.



then die

Didn't Isis melt and croak or something....sort of like falling out of a plane?

close my eyes

Swoosh, swarm, laugh, and then die on impact.

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Originally Posted by happiestmferoutthere

I guess I would have to rely on the powers of Isis:*

"Oh zephyr winds which blow on high, lift me now so I can fly"



* it was a tv show in the 70's*

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"The Secrets of Isis"!! Yes! Where a teacher with wondrous super powers fought the forcees of evil. I STILL want one of those outfits.

Barring unforseen intervention from Isis, I'd scream bloody murder.

I'd form a makeshift parachute out of my clothes and then glide slowly to a soft landing in a meadow with grazing cows.

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

I STILL want one of those outfits.

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LOL! I bet Dave would find that VERY hot!! (Did I ever mention my husbands name is Dave also)

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Originally Posted by kingk4life

Ask god for forgiveness

and pray that water or a open roof matress factory is below

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you'd still die... it only takes a few hundred feet to reach terminal velocity, and at that speed, hitting water is pretty much the same as hitting concrete... i suppose you could try to tooth pick it, but more that likely the force would still push your legs up into your chest and you'd die anyways...

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Originally Posted by Blitzed

Id call my girlfriend and leave her a voice mail saying I love her, and tat Im falling out of a plane and Im going to die, And just hope I land on the hood of a car

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damn, i was hoping i'd be the first to make a crank refrence :( assuming i had a cell phone on me i'd call my wife and tell her goodbye

alternatively, i suppose if i wasn't screaming, i'd just enjoy the view, or just have fun with my fall, doing flips and what not... i'd also make sure i was heading straight for flat land... i mean, for the second or two you'd be falling through trees breaking bones would suck.... like hardcore suck...

I'd see if I was different from everyone, and try to fly. I do have a large space between my big toe and the next one.

Then, after that failed, I'd use my clothes, like it was said.

Then, I'd look for a cliff with a tree limb sticking out of it.

I'd, definitely, say a round of prayers, along the way.

Drink a bottle of wine.

Cry.