beginners guide:please contribute

Don't fuck up the rotation, the spliff always goes left. Don't duck-arse the joint(slobbering on the roach, no-one likes that). Don't say "next on that" or "second toke" or anything like that, real tokers know the spliff arrives when it arrives, asking for a toke just marks you as a new toker. Don't fuck up the rotation, spliff always goes left. Don't let the spliff go out, if you aint smoking pass it. Don't pass it straight to your mate. don't fuck up the rotation, spliffs go left. Unless you skin up with someone else's weed, in which case you get first toke & pass it to them, other than that it goes left, don't fuck up the rotation. Bloke who hasn't supplied herb has to make tea and go for munchies & if it happens too often gets called gimp & locked in a cupboard. Don't bogart the spliff. And if you pass me a roach with a coupla tokes left on it you'll get asked if you're having a turkish before being requested to roll another one.

The roller of the joints lits it
The owner of the weed is second...
Don't fuck the rotation after these 2 rulez
:D

thanx everyone for replying, but im afraid im gonnna need some more feedback to make this book possible. thanx everyone.
sirsmokesalot

"only three things in life that i need:money safe sex and a whole lotta weed"

This ones possibly only for the girls but hey who knows...
I make loads of fresh juices early in the day; orange & raspberry / apple & carrot / mango & pineapple - it's way too much like hard work when you're stoned. I would eat the kitchen when out of it so I gotta plan ahead. Icey cold homemade juice is fantastic when you're high and you can still fit your clothes when your stash is smoked!

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Originally Posted by Boojum

Don't fuck up the rotation, the spliff always goes left. Don't duck-arse the joint(slobbering on the roach, no-one likes that). Don't say "next on that" or "second toke" or anything like that, real tokers know the spliff arrives when it arrives, asking for a toke just marks you as a new toker. Don't fuck up the rotation, spliff always goes left. Don't let the spliff go out, if you aint smoking pass it. Don't pass it straight to your mate. don't fuck up the rotation, spliffs go left. Unless you skin up with someone else's weed, in which case you get first toke & pass it to them, other than that it goes left, don't fuck up the rotation. Bloke who hasn't supplied herb has to make tea and go for munchies & if it happens too often gets called gimp & locked in a cupboard. Don't bogart the spliff. And if you pass me a roach with a coupla tokes left on it you'll get asked if you're having a turkish before being requested to roll another one.

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you tell'em and i hate it when they hotbox the damn thing :mad:

what about buckets, see that evry one came up with bongs pipes J's. dont forget the buckets heheheh :)

- if someone smokes you out, try to return the favor

- if you are a beginner dont drink alcohol if you are totally blazed

- when you start feeling like taking a nap, drink sugared up coffee

- dont go around talking how high you are or how much weed you smoke... it just makes you look like a dumbass

- also dont go telling everyone who your dealer is, you can get royally fucked that way

- get your own stash, no one likes the kid who is always smokin other peoples herb

Alright man, this is ALL you need to know my friend.....

Stay true and stay real my man.

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Originally Posted by Boojum

Don't fuck up the rotation, the spliff always goes left. Don't duck-arse the joint(slobbering on the roach, no-one likes that). Don't say "next on that" or "second toke" or anything like that, real tokers know the spliff arrives when it arrives, asking for a toke just marks you as a new toker. Don't fuck up the rotation, spliff always goes left. Don't let the spliff go out, if you aint smoking pass it. Don't pass it straight to your mate. don't fuck up the rotation, spliffs go left. Unless you skin up with someone else's weed, in which case you get first toke & pass it to them, other than that it goes left, don't fuck up the rotation. Bloke who hasn't supplied herb has to make tea and go for munchies & if it happens too often gets called gimp & locked in a cupboard. Don't bogart the spliff. And if you pass me a roach with a coupla tokes left on it you'll get asked if you're having a turkish before being requested to roll another one.

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LOL I never relized it till now.....the whole dont ask for first hit thing. I dont think I ever done that or ever relized it, its more of a second nature to me now, lol. talk about your..."omg" moments. heh this is briging up memories.

BUH DUH DUH DAAAAH!! i always loved trumpets. anyeways guys i just wannted 2 say how much i love all of you.