I'm always shocked by the situations posted. maybe it's just me but whenever I have a problem with anybody I fight 'em. That's right, the old let's throw down motherfucker. Somebody has a big mouth or is spreading rumors, it's amazing how quickly they see your side after getting a good ass kicking and a boot to the head.
That's why I'm very lucky to make my living as a doorman. I get to punch people who desparately need it, I literally throw them out of the club, and I don't get in trouble for it.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone... but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson