tell them your part of a big family, charlies family. lol. just kidding.
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tell them your part of a big family, charlies family. lol. just kidding.
Remember kids, Charlie loves you. :D lol i got a shirt that says that and has a big pic of charlies face. Good shit
"I believe that I can improve the working atmosphere within the company...as I walk in each morning with a big fat Bob Marley kinda joint that I will pass around the workforce - A happy workforce, is a productive workforce :D"
"I work well within a team structure - I never miss my turn to skin up!"
"My business acumen is second to none, and don't mind starting at the bottom - in other words, I'll say 'Yes', when you want me to, and lick your arse when I need to!"
"I have detailed files of your company's off-shore financial dealings...know what I mean? ;)"
good advice.....Quote:
Originally Posted by robert42
[/quote=robert42]SAY UR A STONER WHO MASTURBATES[/quote]
......but that was better. lol
az666, what job are you applying for? Wheres it at? Im thinking of leaving my job.. Its alright, and the money is good, but I want more free time in the day-time for practice with the band, and do stuff that I enjoy doing for a while. So I just applied for a part-time job in some warehouse at Rue Des Pres lol. so what job you going for?
found it somewhereQuote:
Originally Posted by az666
Ya dude just put a bunch of BS they employers would want to hear. Works well with others, motivated, quick learner, hardworker. ANY SKILLS!!! u have write them down.
if u dont get the job turn up naked and drop a nice fat brick on the floor of there office lmao
then if police come stick peanut butter down ya bum then eat in when ur in the court room so it loos like ur eatin shit and theyll fink ur mad and feed you with xanax, prozac and viciodin for the rest of ur life lmfao
ahhh
LIFE
OH LIFE
OOOOH LIFE
and oxy contin