Hahahah thank god I don't have a penis.
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Hahahah thank god I don't have a penis.
Wow, this has brung back a bunch of memories.
The 7th grade for me was the worst year of my life in every aspect, boners included and it was so bad that my I devised a system to defeat my boners. I bought a whole bunch of zip down sweaters and hoddies that were long enough to cover my junk.
My bro who had the same problem wore one sweatshirt EVERY SINGLE DAY of the 7th grade, no matter how hot it was. It's sort of sad looking back.
It probably would have remained a problem if for one night I was listening to "Loveline" and Adam Corolla just said to tuck it under your belt buckle. I've been doing that ever since and I've never had any problems (I'm no 20).
HOWEVER one time after a track meet, one of the guys was done with the race and had his shirt off. However, his shirt was on the other side of the field and he was free-balling.
NO WHERE TO HIDE IT!!!
It would have been awkward for anyone, but the fact that he's sort of slow/idiot savant made it much worse. Me and my friends were laughing so fucking hard. Best day in track ever.
I'd like to hear more about this story...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mech8
haha
At school 30 years ago and it has never gone down!!! :D
...'hellllp'!! lol
This is horrible haha
Ahh dude when I was having an xray for kidney stones, they gave me a bunch of morphine for the pain. And morphin makes the blood flow crazey like; anyway the 2 nureses that were setting me up and giving me my xray, were flirting with me and I was all screwed on morphine, and when one said turn around I turned and they started giggling and one was like trying to put my gown back on and it slaped her hand and she busted out laughing. And I just laugh like I was supper drunk......man you would think I would be all embarrased even now , but i still dont giv a fuk, I was single and in pain on morphine and it was funny.
On the bus at school all the time, class, graduation, um lol, once at a funeral. Mine has a mind of its own.
I was a conference for eviction for the city. I had to go with the head bosses wife. I was cold in there and nipples where rock hard. So was I. I had to stand up and give out building info to a packed room. I donā??t know if every noticed but I think my boss wife did. She made a little committee about it and then she turned red.
Jack Nicholson
oh dude!! WTF you got a boner to Jack Nicholson??Quote:
Originally Posted by igot4cheep
PS. He is totally blown in that picture..