Ever been caught?

:eek: thats hardcore right there.. i've done a danger wank sort of.. basically i was at my grandfathers house and my mom adn him were right in the other room and i decided to stand in the kitchen and beat it .. first of all there isnt much between the kitchen and the living room where they were and my mom could have walked in at any moment and although there was a counter to cover me, it still would have been kind of obvious...dont ask me why i did it then and there it was just one of those times..i was bored and my imagination took off..
:p

yeah one time i was wackin it and didnt close my door all the way and my mom knocks and im like shit and my wangs hangin otu and she walks in and waslike "oh, im sorry i didnt know u were chanigng" and watlked out...it was so awkward, cuz we both knew, and i had to spend liek a 20 minute car ride with her right after that, we didnt say a word to each other...fuckin aawkward as hell

Once I was on a bus and the guy across from me was jerking off.

Not cool.

PLACES I HAVE WACKED :rolleyes:

P R O U D .... - & - ........ T R U E


School bathroom ( i went to a CHRISTAN high sckool too :eek: , father forgive me haha)

Church Bathroom (need i say more ..... i was fallin asllep during seromn and didnt have n e adderal :o ... so next best thing :confused: haha)

In Some of My G/F's BEDS ( they were at work or gone and it smeeled like them and i was like "Here I go" :rolleyes: haha .... im a lil sick but i love it . couple times i cued their panties from the nite b4 to cum on ..... but when i told them i did it ((( well one girl i didnt tell she picked up her panties off the floor and asked me why they were full of CUM :p and so i had to "cum" clean :rolleyes: )))cause i wanted to fuck them and they wasnt there they all thoguht it was hot ..... then fucked me hahaha ...... and for the record they didn wash the panties before wearing them again ... my girls were freaks not skanks ;) haha )

and that is jsut a few of the places :eek: hahah


I have Been Caught By : :( :eek: :mad:

My mom (so much growing up :rolleyes: :o )

My Best Friends G/F :D

and thats it :cool: haha

i tried the danger wank once... its what got me laid. my gf was knockin on the door while i was jerkin and i was close so i wasn't stoppin. my mom told her i was in my room and sent her up...

Akward 30 seconds as she walks in and giggles a little bit... then she took off her clothes xcept for bra and laid down next to me.

then she started masturbating... that was the biggest turn on in my life... she grabbed my dick so i started eatin her out... bl;ah blah blah... i doubt you guys wanna hear so im gonna shut up now

this is the sexuality forum LETS HERE IT

I jack off so much I ve been caught plenty of times. I mean i get sex a lot but sometimes id rather wack off. My girlfriend catches me all the time like when she is in the shower and im downstairs i pop in a porn and go to town and sometimes she comes down before im done. Also once in college my roomate walked in on me spanking watching porn on the computer and he made fun of me for a while. Ive also been caught by my mom and she asked what i was doing and i said what do you think and she said well hurray up and finish because your grandmother is here to see you.

Oh yeah i forgot to mention that my dog catches me all the time and usually if i m feeling lazy i will just cum on the carpet and he will lick it up. I know this sounds funny or gross but my dog loves to eat my cum i guess its sweet or something.

DUDE! That's hilarious....................but disgusting. LOL

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Originally Posted by ludacris420

Ive also been caught by my mom and she asked what i was doing and i said what do you think and she said well hurray up and finish because your grandmother is here to see you.

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dude... thats hilarious. almost asd funny as the time on family guy where chris is behind the couch listening to his sister's friends at her slumber party. Lois says "Chris come out from there and go to bed...

Chris "i can't"
Lois "well finish up and then come out"