Things You've Done To People Sleeping

we had this friend who had an extremely annoying jealous girlfriend
she would open closets and look under beds looking for girls she
thought her man was doing...we all knew how bad she was.
my friend was so sacred of her cuz she was crazy..aka good in bed
one night we all got wasted drinking and smoking straight west coasting
then he passed out and my other friends started giving him hickies on his neck
he woke up the next morning looking like a used up whore
he didnt kno wwhat happened.one guy saidman your girl is gonna kill you
he cried tears..chick didnt believe him and she dumped him

Mauichick....thats the the best way too wake-up LOL I definitely would not be mad!

My roommate is notorious for passing out and not waking up.

The last time he passed out I put sparkly purple eye shadow on him...and blush...and we wrote all over him in permanent marker.

Usually when he passes out we just stack stuff on him though..and take pictures.

One time when he passed out my friends cut his hair...and covered him in makeup..and wrote REALLY obscene things all over him...and the next day mormans came to the door..and he had just woke up when they knocked and didn't look in the mirror or anything...hahaha...oh man..funny shit.

He always passes out cold....it's funny...except when he passes out in the backyard wit a cigarette in his hand...

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Originally Posted by friendowl

we had this friend who had an extremely annoying jealous girlfriend......
my friend was so sacred of her cuz she was crazy........
he cried tears..chick didnt believe him and she dumped him

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That was probably the best favor anyone ever did him.
Those may have been tears of fear... but they should have been tears of gratitude.

LOL the hickey story reminds me of Dave Chapell talking about smoking weed with white people, and when you pass out them doing shit to you.

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=4bmhbSwUV2Y[/YOUTUBE]

One time my husband passed out and we took stuffed animals and put them in several sexual positions on top of him. We had a stuffed animal orgy photo shoot that night.

we drove a drunk friend from our party, back to his place, and put him in bed, and we tricked him for about a week and a half, so that he thought there wasn't even a party... long story but i lmao

ooh that reminds me...when my boyfriend was all passed out once when we first got together...I covered his neck in hickeys...

He wasn't too stoked on that....hahaha...

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Originally Posted by HighTillIDie

we drove a drunk friend from our party, back to his place, and put him in bed, and we tricked him for about a week and a half, so that he thought there wasn't even a party... long story but i lmao

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LOL I bet he thought he was crazy. Thats awesome.

i like to wake up sleeping people, usually only after a night of heavy drinking when i've woken up at 0 dark hours and i feel as though if i am awake, well then everyone else should be awake. i'll bang on pots and pans, blast the music and sing glory what a hell of a way to die at the top of my lungs until im satisfied that everyone is good and awake.

my friends hate it when i do this, but its expected. when chimneys (me) awake, everyones awake.

oh yeah once when he passed out we were smokin a blunt and decided to blow him hits he woke up like "what the fuck are you assholes doing know"