create my ideal day

to strip because he was..

the presidents stripper

who was really his mom, and he...

ate cheese

and then he hung himself :).

for sexual pleasure, but he accidently...

Poked himself in the eye, so then he...

yelled " OW!! My eye" And then he called...

the police

they were like ahhh, its just a bunch of potheads, cause weed was legal, and then they...