Tonight..

LMAO...no no...it will come naturally. Stop over thinking things. You'll know what to do when the time comes...lol. You'll get wrapped up in the moment, and won't give a damn what she thinks:D

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Originally Posted by mfqr

Parents couch? Uh, what about your girlfriend's bedroom...? Why would you choose your parents couch over her bedroom? There's more privacy, and you can cum all over if you want. What kind of question is this? Canadien is right, you're thinking way too much. You got all the things you need. Why are you worrying about ejaculating on her parents couch when you could easily just go to her bedroom? This is such stupidity.

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lololol

He was saying "her parents' couch," Mfgr, not his parents' and not his girlfriend's bedroom. Easy with the editorial comments there, too. He's nervous. If his ladyfriend has parents like we are, she's not allowed to entertain guests of the opposite sex in there. I suspect he's simply considering the likely petting scenarios, and I'm guessing perhaps the parents may have plans to be out for the evening. Let him be.

just remove her mouth/hand from it, push her on to her back, and spend some 'cool-down' time pleasing her.

you got condoms and you said yal are gonna fuck, so cum in the condom?

if that's a problem, ask her where she wants it rofl :D

or youc ould be funny... ask her "face or stomach?" before she can answer, go for the face! nah i'm only kidding... lol

why dont you just ask her maybe she will deliberate.

the magician:
flip her on her back, drop a lugey on her back and say your done. when she turns around, explode in her face and yell, "SHAZAM!"

yeah, deffinitly just kidding about that, heard it from a friend.
but yeah dude just go with the flow, youll know what to do when the time comes. its natural

pff, if your nervous like I was you won't be able to get the blood pumping to your giant massive manhood, I had that problem haha :P

just don't expect sex and it'll work :P

please disregard this message. I should even hit the "Post Quick Reply" button, but, c'est la vie!

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Originally Posted by Straightupg

the magician:
flip her on her back, drop a lugey on her back and say your done. when she turns around, explode in her face and yell, "SHAZAM!"

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Around here that's called the Houdini.

A friend made up the Emeril... bust a nut wherever you like and yell "BAM!"

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Originally Posted by Hardcore Newbie

Around here that's called the Houdini.

A friend made up the Emeril... bust a nut wherever you like and yell "BAM!"

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coulda swore the houdini was this:
girls on her stomach, you say be right back, hold on a sec. walk outa the room, your friend walks in and continues (without her knowing), you then go outside and knock on the window and wave"
i probly have them mixed up

if ur gonna have sex dont cum when ur doing oral and shit, wait for the grand finale