Tricks

my girl likes it when i suck on her neck and and lick it and fucken suck on her ear too that always gets her supper horny fast like with in like 5 mins she wants to fucken fuck me and just takes my cloths off its great lol

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Originally Posted by virus

when your goin down on a girl move the tip of your tongue in the shape of letters, they wont be able to tell that's what your doin but it's better for the because of the varition. Also you can write little message's to amuse yourself just don't start laughin....never goes down well

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When I'm munching, I like to wrap my lips around my sweetie's clit and hum. Then it's fun to pick the songs to hum --

* "I Fought the Law (And The Law Won)", the Clash's version
* Theme from The Flintstones (very staccato)
* Theme from The Simpsons ("D'oh!")
* The Irish national anthem (my sweetie is required to stand for that one)

As for laughing ... I saw a video one time of a guy going down on a woman who had a jelly dildo in her hand, and a ring through her clit hood. At one point, he pulled on the ring with his teeth ... so she smacked him upside the head with the dildo. LMAO! :p

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Originally Posted by Byker

When I'm munching, I like to wrap my lips around my sweetie's clit and hum. Then it's fun to pick the songs to hum --

* "I Fought the Law (And The Law Won)", the Clash's version
* Theme from The Flintstones (very staccato)
* Theme from The Simpsons ("D'oh!")
* The Irish national anthem (my sweetie is required to stand for that one)

As for laughing ... I saw a video one time of a guy going down on a woman who had a jelly dildo in her hand, and a ring through her clit hood. At one point, he pulled on the ring with his teeth ... so she smacked him upside the head with the dildo. LMAO! :p

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I've finished mopping up the coffee I spurted all over the desk and I'm still PMSL! You Sir, are one funny fucker :D

A sex therapist on tv described a technique which is suppose to drive the ladies wild, I think it's called the Venus Flytrap. While your stimulating the clitorus with your tongue, you finger her vagina, tap on her anus, and pinch her nipples.......Ok, I added the pinching;) Good luck