good quotes

"mmmm... woody"

"enjoy sucking on my wood"

If you find this please return it to <your name and adress here>

"We are strangely made. We think we are wonderful creatures. Part of the time we think that, at any rate. And during that interval we consider with pride our mental equipment, with its penetration, its power of analysis, its ability to reason out clear conclusions from confused facts, and all the lordly rest of it; and then comes a rational interval and disenchants us. Disenchants us and lays us bare to ourselves, and we see that intellectually we are no great things; that we seldom really know the things we think we know; that our best-built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows." â??Mark Twain

Hmm...maybe that's too long. How big is your pipe?

'there once was a lady named bright, who traveled much faster than light; she left one day in a relative way, and came home the previous night.

you are young, and life is long, and there is time to kill today

amazing quotes from everyone im making a list of the best and then gonna pick from there i'll let everyone know which one i pick
keep on posting them though there's always more pipes to carve them on

"Hit me, or God will kill a puppy"
"Jesus would do it"
"Turn your head and cough"

D.A.R.E.

living is easy with eyes closed.
i need a fix-john lennon
marijuana, its whats for dinner

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