omfg!!! i almost fell off my chair laughin at those :D:D
u go gurls :p
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omfg!!! i almost fell off my chair laughin at those :D:D
u go gurls :p
Great post, one of the best here so far, i LMFAO over these.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
you wrecked my car
So now i'm going to sue
Congratulations
On your promotion
Do your knees ever get sore?
Hope your feeling better
Those sex change operations can really make
the things that are left
hurt bad
Sorry about your loss
he wasn't a good husband
he wasn't a good man
he screwed all the ladies
that was his plan
peace
heart
supercalifragalisticexpyalahdoeshish
ooops...i think i peed a little
:eek:
Congratulations on your first period! Here's to a happy 399 more!
funnnnnyyyy :D :D :D
OMFG toooooo funny
CONGRATULATIONS! On Your First Abusive Relationship!
You Asked For A Ring
An' Got A Black One Round Your Eye
What He Did Was Wrong
But U Couldn't Say Goodbye
He Said He Only Did It
Coz He Was Feelin Way To High
U Dumb Bitch U Forgave Him
And He Got Another Try
CONGRATULATIONS! On Your Second Domestic Violence Issue
This Time Round
He Was Far More Profound
He Drowned Out Ur Sound
With Ur Dressing Gown
Playfully Cuffed U
U Went Down To The Ground
U Couldn't Call The Police
Becoz Ur Hands Were Bound
These were just adapted from a song i wrote about wife beaters... sorry if they're shit but i was bored!
haha funny shit
you wrote that? thats good, it dont suck
yer man... i am an mc so i jus made it into a poem lol
this thread jus fuckin' died on its arse... someones gotta keep it goin!!!