No longer a virgin

Yeah i get it about 10 times a day... I am a lucky man ;)

Losing Virginity

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"

The doctor says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"

The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"

it's happened to me twice this morning next time it happens i'm logging off.

Nightcrew

How do you like living on a farm man?

all the time here shit

I hardly ever get that message.

Screen shot or it didn't happen.

I've seen it once and that's it.

I generally don't have too many connection problems unless my router hickups or something. My routine connect speeds run 3 - 3.5 gigs. Gotta love that broadband

You call that losing your virginity? To me, the too busy page is more like getting RAPED.