Just for fun, Try this!

I cuddled with a lesbian Because I have a gigantic penis. lawl

^lol babyface's ftw

apparently i jerked off a bottle of vodka because Im a loser

Not so bad i cuddled with a cow cuz i was wasted... ive cuddled with a sidewalk while i was wasted at least i wouldnt be cold..

I molested your mom because i hate my life lol :D good thread man! lol

:wtf:I jerked off a homosexual because I have a gigantic penis??!:wtf:Won't my bf be surprised!!!;)

lol i like this
i shot an easter egg because im a bitch

LOL!

I licked a bottle of vodka because I hate my life.

That isn't true. LIES!!

LMAO!!! but he fingured one for the same reason!!!!:D

Haha! Where have you been nochowder?