i knew a man with HIV
Had a yellow knob like a bumble bee
it was very sad to see
the colour of red in his wee :(
a sad ryhme.
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i knew a man with HIV
Had a yellow knob like a bumble bee
it was very sad to see
the colour of red in his wee :(
a sad ryhme.
LMFAO whiter than a tic tacQuote:
Originally Posted by robert42
dude this thread is awesome
i love you,
you love me
barney gave me h.i.v
so i went to the doctors feeling really sick
all because of barneys dick :cool:
lol rob that 1st rap u did was ace
lol
i heard micheal barrymoore did a runner
when they found bin laden dead he was a suicide bummer
me i got no brain cells cant get no dummer
i dream of ford escorts not a fukin hummer
used to b in a band i was the drummer
now im a wanker who wants to b a plumber
AHHHHHHHH TANGO STRANGE SODAA STRIKES BACK
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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
I'll write back when I'm done laughing. Seriously, I had a buddy over, and he actually shit his pants when he read that.
You should hear this song, "Chinese Freestyle" by CKY.. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cky/c...freestyle.html
A few excerpts:
"I can kick you- higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi"
"Want my buffet? You fucking gay
Wai-lo hit you with the hay. Stay the fuck away.
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong"
I understand I may be the only person alive who finds this funny, but GOD DAMN.
crazy hazy lazy *passes out*
im lmfao at this shit....hahahaha