i heard peter knows johnson
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i heard peter knows johnson
since i dont have a penis i'm going to name my vagina .................... glorious becon of light haha. or kitty just because i like when people reference my vag with that word hahhaa :stoned:
ha today at my work i had to call a man named peter hymen, im not kidding.Quote:
Originally Posted by thoughtwriter
A guy I used to date called his The Mushroom. I suggested he rename it the Angry Irish Inch. He wasn't happy about that, but I wasn't exactly turned on by the Mushroom, and eventually we parted ways. :D
mine's called 'Big Ed' ... not because of size :(, lol ... but, I was with an English girl once, that had a very pronounced cockney accent ... she said , " my, but e's got a big 'ed , doesn't he ? " ... :S2: ... embarrassed now, too much information :wtf:
If I'm in a social situation it's the "rad chilies" a la Achewood.
Since it hasnt been done yet, and I am not sure why...
I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
I was working on a guys computer who's name was Mike Hunt. His full name was michael... but for some damn reason he felt it a smart move to go by Mike.Quote:
Originally Posted by 420MissHighTimes420
Made for a made session of giggling when I first got the work order, I had just gotten back from lunch break and was high as hell and got told that I was working on a computer for Mike Hunt... it was laugh or explode.
hahaha i went to school with a kid named michael (mike) huntQuote:
Originally Posted by imitator
I call my cock "Ol'reliable." But my girl calls it "Mr. Big Fun." seriously! She even made a little song to go with it. God I love being well endowed, or at least above average. laterz..
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