Ever been caught masturbating??????

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Originally Posted by StrangeStrain024

my grandmother caught me masturbating one time and i had crisco in one hand, whip creamin the other and flower all over my ass she said..... are you trying to jerkoff or bake cookies...... my familys twisted:wtf:

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I'm sorry, what the fuck? Wierd fetish.

I got caught a few months ago by a friend of mine. It was actually pretty funny. Other than that I've been lucky.

here is a friend maturbating on cam.

YouTube - The dog masturbates. Is this normal? Dogs Rule!

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Originally Posted by Nation_1ne

You ain't the only one! I'm like a Meerkat fucking cos' I have to keep my eye's and ears open just incase my lil sister comes wandering in.

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ahha I built an extra "wall" out of my dresser and TV..you can't see my bed from my door now :)

Ive been caught having sex a number of times and yes, ive beem caught with the vibe too. John's mom comes into Johns house ALL THE TIME WITHOUT KNOCKING. She just busts on in. Its like Everyone Loves Raymond. Her fat ass just comes on in and I have to twist the damn vibe off and hope she doesnt realise my face is all flushed. Ugh. But being caught fucking is the worst. When John and I first started dating she came in to find him on his knees naked and me half under the covers....awkward!

Yeah, my dad caught me jerkin it once when I was about 15. God that was sooo embarassing. But Ive been caught having sex, that however is NOT embarassing :D

I've never been caught in the act, but my wife found the sock I...uh...shot my love juice into. I threw it in the bottom of the laundry basket. For some reason it caught her attention and she asked me why it was so sticky.

This thread reminds me of those American Pie movies where that dude's dad keeps catching him in the act - one time he's fucking an apple pie. Lol.

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Originally Posted by Pipe Dreams

Yeah, my dad caught me jerkin it once when I was about 15. God that was sooo embarassing. But Ive been caught having sex, that however is NOT embarassing :D

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rofl... just for you!

YouTube - Stephen Lynch - Caught Me

I went on a family road trip when I was like 15, and I waited in a car while my parents and bro did their thing. I was horny, so I started rubbin' the nob, and I there were a couple of chicks in the other car who I realized were watching, then my parents came back and were along the likes of "WTF BOY?" gave me a few smacks, and what not. Man I was embarassed lol.

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Originally Posted by thcbongman

I went on a family road trip when I was like 15, and I waited in a car while my parents and bro did their thing. I was horny, so I started rubbin' the nob, and I there were a couple of chicks in the other car who I realized were watching, then my parents came back and were along the likes of "WTF BOY?" gave me a few smacks, and what not. Man I was embarassed lol.

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WEre the chicks who were watching you hot? If they were, then I say :thumbsup:

Eh, I guess there were all right, prude looking, needed some exposure!