If ur rindin in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy

When you're standin' in the shower
And you smell somethin sour,
Diarrhea

When you're slidin' into home
And your pants are full of foam,
Diarrhea

When you're sittin' in a class,
And that fart let out more than gas,
Diarrhea

If you feel something runny
And you don't think it's funny
Diarrhea

i have to admit i got all those off a website i found from google.

EDIT: these are funny - "You sound like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples."

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." - Harry S Truman

when your walking through your house and leaving trails for a mouse, diarhhea

im trying to remember old ones from as a kid, but most of my favs are already in here. i also love the skit chappelle does where he has the choir singers doing the diarhhea song.

I don't think I have ever seen so many Shitty posts LOL :)


Cheers

NCM

When you're running down the track and something oozes out your crack Diarrhea

when your in doggy style and get hit with a wet pile
diarrhea

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

.....wow hahaha
if your slidin into home and you feel a little foam....diarrhea

hahaha those are the only ones i know that arent taken

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lol i said one very similar to that but i still enjoy the effort.

If there's something in your pants
and it smells a bit like France
DIARRHEA!

When you jump in the pool and you feel something cool, diarrhea , splat, splat, diarrhea

when your driving in the car and you hear something sar(?), diarrhea, splat splat, diarrhea

dave chappelle diarrhea ----> YouTube - Diarrhea!