most high you ever got?

first time i blazed was definitely the highest i've ever been. took some BTs of some bomby sativa and i didn't feel so we just smoked our whole gram (lot for our first time lol) and that's when everything got funny. i stood up and everything rushed to my head. i looked down and the ground seemed at least 100 ft away. we were walking through a baseball field to get where we were going and we could not stop laughing. then we realized we were still holding the bong, so we hid it and came back for it later. we pretty much just ended up walking around for a long time, but that walk was sooooooo fun.

The second time I ever got high was pretty good. We (a group of suburban white kids) were having a freestyle rap-off while toking, and we came up with some real gems. The best was about how puppies look before they're born, with little claws and eyes and ears, but unfortunately we didn't record that one. We did manage to record this lovely little number for posterity, although I don't have the actual mp3:

Eat a dick / Eat a pickle with it
Eat a biscuit / Have some jam on your biscuit
Drink some milk / Put some choc-o-late mix in it
Drink some choc-o-late milk

Go down to the store / Buy some fucking Gushers
Get the red ones / They are the best you fucking bitch

And then it sort of devolved into sexual references, the most poignant of which was a repeated request to "Cum in my eye!"


The highest I've ever been was this 4/20 though. I hadn't smoked in three months, and took two glass pipe bowls and a nugget of hash in ten minutes (my cousin was home on his break at work) and another pipe bowl with his girlfriend when he left, as well as two bowls in his bong (a nice piece actually, my bong is the exact same model). I played ATV: Offroad fury for a bit, but it didn't interest me. We went out onto their balcony for cigs and it felt like the wind was going to pick me up and knock me off, so I grabbed on tight to the railing. Everything was shimmering and looking like magazine cutouts. We went in to watch some TV - I remember Wheel of Fortune and some crime thing, but around this time I started going blind in short spurts. After we'd watched for what must have been half an hour I reached for my drink, which I had definitely seen on the coffee table in front of me the whole time, and it wasn't there! I finally found it where I'd left it in the other room by the bong. After this it all sort of went in flashes: my cousin putting in eyedrops - me putting on my jacket - the three of us walking down the hall - standing at the top of a staircase - being outside, where the building in front of me slid in like a train through the blackness and then the sky and ground opened up from behind it - staring at trees and describing how they looked like fractals - splitting up when I saw my mum's boyfriend's truck - running down a sidewalk - getting onto my bike where I'd left it at work - biking home - taking a piss - masturbating, which was really scratchy - passing out in bed. I woke up the next morning and felt awesome, and had the most productive day I'd had in months.

I smoked some white widow wit some homeboys, we all chipped in on an 8th...

Fuck man, we smoked 80% of it and I couldn't do shit. I tried to stand up, but I just couldn't...had to sit down, too intense.

Back to the car, my friend opened his door and started puking haha. I laid back, heart beating, feeling like I gotta piss even though I didn't need to. Couldn't even say a sentence. Just silence...god damn, that was the strongest weed I ever smoked ever. If you want to get super high, that's the stuff! It will make you her bitch!

I haven't smoked any since then :(. Shit is rare around here....

It was one of my first times smokin dope and my friend and I decided to smoke all 4 joints of our premium shit. This was at our local skihill by the way in a snow fort we hot boxed. Then we rode down to the chair lift on our snowboards it was soooo trippy it felt like i was flying, I just straightline it the whole way. Then we got on the chair and it was super fucked hovering up there and we went to a restraunt and ate 40 bucks in food lol. Good times.

man me and my freind were at this party in the woods i smoke 6 huge bowls he smoke about 7 his eyes rolled into the back of his head he got so high i started having to clear the bong for him lol then i had to wwalk home in the dark

It was on the 4th of July...

Me and my friend were walking around this street by her house, and I whip out a fat joint... So we light it and start walking, and all of a sudden this HUGE white dog appears out of nowhere and starts following us. My friend thought the dog belonged to her neighbor, so she goes and sticks it in their gate, but the dog escapes...We go to her dad to ask what to do about the dog, and he's like, "Maybe it's like lassie, something was wrong in the house and it came to get help" (Her dad was stoned off his ass too)... So we sit on this person's front steps finishing up the joint with this dog sitting behind us, and we look inside their windows to see if anyone's home. Everything looked dusty, like nothing had been touched in years... And then we see somebody looking out at us from the top window, and when they see us looking they go behind the wall, so we can't see them through the window anymore. Me and my friend RANNNNNNNNN, we thought someone had killed the whole family (There were 6 cars in the driveway and nobody home) and the dog had come to get help....

I was so damn stoned that day, prolly cuz I was bugging out so hard about the "killer"

Oh, and then we hotboxed her car and I tried to make grass angels on her lawn. Mad fun.

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Originally Posted by FoSho

It was on the 4th of July...

Me and my friend were walking around this street by her house, and I whip out a fat joint... So we light it and start walking, and all of a sudden this HUGE white dog appears out of nowhere and starts following us. My friend thought the dog belonged to her neighbor, so she goes and sticks it in their gate, but the dog escapes...We go to her dad to ask what to do about the dog, and he's like, "Maybe it's like lassie, something was wrong in the house and it came to get help" (Her dad was stoned off his ass too)... So we sit on this person's front steps finishing up the joint with this dog sitting behind us, and we look inside their windows to see if anyone's home. Everything looked dusty, like nothing had been touched in years... And then we see somebody looking out at us from the top window, and when they see us looking they go behind the wall, so we can't see them through the window anymore. Me and my friend RANNNNNNNNN, we thought someone had killed the whole family (There were 6 cars in the driveway and nobody home) and the dog had come to get help....

I was so damn stoned that day, prolly cuz I was bugging out so hard about the "killer"

Oh, and then we hotboxed her car and I tried to make grass angels on her lawn. Mad fun.

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lol wtf, thats so funny! :jointsmile:

Probably the day after 4/20 this year. I even made a thread about it. Vaped a lot, and smoked a joint. And listened to primus for the first time. But a time that really stands out was just on friday. But it wasn't a good high. All I know is that I was super high. I don't really remember much. I kinda got dehydrated and sick. But I smoked a joint and then cleared a .2 bowl of some, if not the best weed i've ever had. I was tripping mad balls. I was talking to multiple people in my head, and it was hard as fuck to focus, and everything was kinda swirly. I ended up going to work and puking, then passing out. I got to leave early and got paid for it....so it wasn't too bad. I think it was just the heat....musta been atleast 100 and I walked a few miles to get to the bus.

bakin out my friends toolshed and then going in his hot tub. we used to group lift someone up with their eyes closed and we were all like "holy shit it feels like im going to the moon!"

it really did feel like u were going way higher up than you really were, but that was 8th grade and placebo was runnin wild

the time i got the most stoned.....i was at a mates house with about 2 other mates (4 in total for those people to stoned to work it out lol) and we had about half an ounce of pollen and we tanned that in about 2 hours and i was soo stoned i was lieing on my mates bed couldent even move. and it felt like i was bleeding from every hole in my face but i wasent, but fuck me it felt sooooo goood to be that stoned =) im getting an ounce later:D so mabey i will get even more stoned than that :rastasmoke: