GET OUT OF MY FACE

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Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Yeah, some people are morons. I work at a dollar store, and some lady asked me if we cash lottery tickets. No, it's a frickin dollar store, lady. We don't even accept coupons. We sell cheap shit from China to you for a dollar apiece. That's it. Get your cheap crap and get out of my store.

One time a lady asked me if we have lawn mowers. What a fuckin idiot. Even if you could buy a lawn mower for a dollar, it would probably be so shoddy it would cut your feet off the first time you used it.

And at Christmas some dude asked me if we had Christmas trees. At the dollar store! I wanted to kick him in the balls repeatedly to ensure he would be unable to spread his stupidity genes further.

And some other ignoramus asked me if she could get a discount on an item that was damaged. No, I can't do that for you, you dumb cunt. Unless you have a gun, I'm going to make sure my register has the correct amount of money in it. You can't haggle with the cash register. Besides, it's only a fuckin dollar. How fuckin cheap can you be?

If I wasn't stoned at work all the time, I honestly don't know how I would deal with all the shit-for-brains customers.

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That's Joe Public for you.

Remember this - it's what's got me through life so far.

Dont Let The Bastards Grind You Down.

I've boughten dozens of lawnmowers and Christmas trees at dollar stores. Yours must not be that good of one.

Yes! Annoying little shits like my brother, he just goes on and on about crazy shit; like killing angels. Either the ritlin fucked him up, or they dropped him on his head.
Another thing I hate is when some shit-for-brains sees me walking with a white cane, and he or she runs into me, and tells me to watch out. These fucks should use their eyes more often!
I need to smoke again.

If someone I know is pisses me off, these days all I have to say is "You really piss me off" and they leave the room, which is smart on their end. I love my friends but man sometimes I just can't deal with their malcontent and they need to get out of my face when they blutter garbage conspiracy theories and give philosophical ideas that make no sense while everyone stoned in the room thinks they're a genius because they come up with this nonsense... I just sit in the back of the conversation apathetic drinking faygo.

I got a bag of feet at the dollar store once!...for a buck!

People always piss me off, there are just times where I can deal with it calmly.

What really pisses me off is, theres this guy at the dollar store who won't sell me a Christmas tree, or cash my lottery tickets!
WTF? I paid a dollar for the ticket, so why won't he cash it in?
I'm going back and run him down with my $1 lawnmower!
No discount my ass!

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Originally Posted by crunkjuice

if i had a dollar for every living person id be a billionaire O_o

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Oh, yeah???

If I had a penny for every sperm-head, I'd be a multi-billionaire. :spamsign:

Note: Sign says "Sperm"

Sorry, for getting in the way, Crudemood. :1baa:

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Originally Posted by crudemood

dont you get super annoyed with people sometimes with everything they do, because they're just plain stupid and you just want to be alone but they wont shut up or leave you alone because they're too dumb?

crudemood is REALLY irritated right now and wants to give everyones she knows a BIG slap in the face for getting in mine..
end of vent.

wow coming off weed really makes you irritated..

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yep. i know exactly what you mean... it's one of the ways my character gets tested everyday.. sometimes you just have to let all that anger run right through you and calm down.. at least, that's what i do.. my getting mad usually makes shit a whole lot worse.