I have been injured

If my camera weren't always appropriated by my son, I'd take a picture of the parallel scratches my Siamese cat, Buddy, gave me last night when I tried to trim his nails. I actually succeeded in getting the front ones trimmed, but he dug his long, thick back nails into my left thigh trying to get away when I also took the opportunity to apply Revolution (anti-parasite medicine) to his upper back, which he hates. It literally looks like my leg was in a cat fight or met up with Jason. Deep, bloody, seven-inch-long red lacerations. I had to go for pre-op appointments today at the hospital before some surgery I'm having on Tuesday, and they put me on antibiotics to prevent any bad cat-scratch infection from setting in.

Buddy sometimes looks all luminous and innocent and sweet, but he's really the devil.

umm.... i estimate 10% of my body is covered by scars... from stabs, cuts, slices, burns etc...

scar on my foot where i sliced it open to the bone on the ball of the foot while swimming in a bayou, scar on my leg where a swiss army knife went all the way in, scars all over my arms from self inflicted wounds (don't worry i don't do that anymore) a brand i put on myself (rather big too... like 1 inch wide 2 inches high) scar in ht emiddle of my hand where a cat fish prong went all the way through it, scar on my wrist from when i punched a window, scar on my lip where i knocked a tooth out and it went straight through, scar on my ears and head (and even chunks missing) from where an evil cat attacked me when i was 5, scar on my knuckle where i 'punched' this window on our front door and it broke (i actually wasn't made or anything, i was just 'beatboxing' on shit and my hand went through the window..) scar on my finger where a M60 fuse burned ht eliving shit outta me (it's a firework) scar in the dead milddle of my forehead where someone through the break to a skate at me... (it felt like a rock, i thought it was a rock but i leanred later it was a brake... completely covered my shirt in blood too)

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Originally Posted by birdgirl73

Buddy sometimes looks all luminous and innocent and sweet, but he's really the devil.

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I honestly don't understand why people keep those furry minions of the underworld as pets. Cats are jerks.

I think the worst bruising I've had so far was from my first and only time I went snowboarding. After three hours of falling I couldn't even walk - I had to crawl to the car.

The other day at work I was putting a heavy plastic sandwich board display outside and I pinched my forearm skin between the two pieces of plastic.


FUCK!

I got a scar right on the bridge of my nose. I was playing with this little boy I use to watch in the pool. I went under water and was playing peek a boo with him. He got all exited and kicked me in the face. All at the same time his toe nail cut the bridge of my nose right down to the bone.

Mom wouldn't take me to the hospital she just used super glue in it.

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Originally Posted by LuckyG

"furry minions of the underworld. . . . Cats are jerks."

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LOL! Wonderful turn of phrasing, Lucky G!

He was mostly being a jerk because I frightened him. He's real sweet and gentle and shy when he's not being woman-handled for grooming or medicating. My other cat, OJ, is an absolute love-bug!

I have some intense scars from my cancer. I had a pink scar above my left breast from my port (should have been on the side but I had too much breast tissue there) and my biopsey scar on the right side of my neck. The neck scar isnt bad but the pink one above my breast is noticable, ill post a pic when I get home.

I once was cut in half on stage
but from what I was told it was all an illusion
It was one of those magical cats of the underworld
He however was not a jerk..but he did have a english accent and wore a top hat!
sorry no pics..they where taken in the abduction...my rectum still hurts:cool:

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Originally Posted by rebgirl420

I have some intense scars from my cancer. I had a pink scar above my left breast from my port (should have been on the side but I had too much breast tissue there) and my biopsey scar on the right side of my neck. The neck scar isnt bad but the pink one above my breast is noticable, ill post a pic when I get home.

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oh god... now you'r egonna have like all the lil cdot horn dogs just waiting with dick in hand for that pic..

haha no, you can see the scar without seeing my boob. Its about and inch above the whole thing haha.