Newb Smoker Stories

umm well lets see... i've had to explain how to hit a joint to someone... (b4 that happenned i had kinda always assumed that once u reach a certain age everyone knows how but w/e)

personally i've launched some herb outa the pipe when people make me laugh.. gotten the weed wet a couple of times in my bong for the same reason...

i've seen people completely unable to spark a bowl... which then of course means i get to light it for them which also means they are getting 40x more smoke than they wanted...

i have to say the most angering of all the new smoker stories in my life was when i introduced one of my friends to smoking and he hit the J coughed his lungs out and complained for 5min about how bad weed tastes... i nearly tossed his ass down over the lookout...

i think my first time smoking was with a group of friends of mine who were noobs too anyways we all decide to smoke and we have about a quater and bring a bong with us and of coarse we forgot to fill it with water so we find a dumpster (in the ghetto) and smoke idk how amny bowls but we are pretty high so anyways we go to the movies and then get out and we were laughing all the way in and everyone was looking at us and we hid the bong and weed right beside a church and it was about 9pm or so when we left the dumpster maybe later anyways on our way to get the weed a group of black guys and 2 white girls come up to us and start shoving us so myfriend who has ketchup all over him from eating at burger kind acts like a retard and then they leave us alone because they literally thought we were retards lmao

it was my second time smoking and i was with a friend who had been smoking for about a year and he knew i had just started. on the second bowl he told me to suck hard and it made me lagh and i volcanoed the bowl. he got kind of pissed but he thought it was funny later that day.