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wHAT?!
Does each pine needle count as a leaf?
Oooh maaaaan....I just counted the ones on just one branch, and I lost count at 12,987!!
SHIT...it looks like I'll even have bad luck when I'm dead and gone...
...which means I have NOTHING to look forward to!
Not even eternal rest...pah!
you ever get that feeling that the odds are stacked against you?
lmfao thats the word i was lookin for PINE NEEDLE ;)
ur gna have to move house becuase if you remove the tree the pines will fall and cut u up. move out. live in a den and call ur self bubba u can train mice to perform in the russian circus with me if u want?
lemme know if ur interested man. CAREER OPURTUNITES LIKE THESE JUST DNT COME KNOCKING MAN.
hey resinate, was your pine tree real? if so, watch out for those ashes. would`nt want you to burn down your house.LOL.
No, it is an authentic synthetic one lol
It was a second-hand one, that was given me by my mum, because I didn't have any decorations...
...wish I hadn't bothered now...cuh!...I dunno, try to do the right thing, then end up with an eternity of bad luck!
authenic synthetic, good one.lol. do you really beleive in luck resinate? can`t you figure it out or something, or prove it does`nt exsit. lol.
TO GET UR LUCK BACK RES DO THIS:
1- EAT A RATS FOOT
2- STAND ON THE HIGEST HILL U CAN FIND WEARING GARLIC AND HAEV A CAT ON U R HEAD AS A HAT.
3- RING UP 100 PPL IN THE PHONE BOOK AND RESITE THE BIBLE.
4- MOVE AWAY AND LIV IN A SEWER UNDER THE NAME HERNANDEZ A IMMIGRANT FROM BELGRAVE.
OR U CAN SMASH A MIRROR AND PROVE UR BADLUCK WONT HAPPEN IF IT DOES HAPPEN U CANT GET WORSE THEN ETERNAL BADLUCK N E WAY SO WTS 1 MIRROW LOL
A very good point, poorman :rolleyes:...I'll meditate on this...lol
Robert, your solution list seems a good idea, except that (apart from the cat-hat) it pretty much described my lifestlye anyways :o
You can never have too many mirrors, know what I mean ;)
lmao
Nah, I don't believe in luck...good or bad...I only believe in circumstantial consequence hehehe
lmao well i wish u all the good luck in the world not that ya need it hope i aint jinxed u lol
i did`nt think you beleived in luck res, its to easy to blame.lol.
Leaving outside Christmas decorations up all year long is like painting a big sign on the side of your house that says, "White trash lives here!"
Everytime I see a house with those icicle lights still up in July, I want to rip them down myself.