Need help naming my steamroller

big rooster

I personally like steamrollers more than bongs. Mine has a flip open cap at the end of it. My god what a hit! I like that name The Conquerer. Considering it is the strongest weed hittin type o thing that i own.

Name it Zarathustra, Agamemnon, Alucard, or Beelzebub. They all sound funny when high and have great connotations.

But really, you should name it in a way that will remind you of when you got it/first used it.

For example, my 3" spoon from Bonnaroo is named Roo and my little metal pieces pipe from Ozzfest is named Ozwald Von Epstein Jr., Oz for short.

name it "smoke" lol thats what i named mine but it broke cuz it fell out of my pocket in gym class