Pirates Vs. Ninjas

Ok here's a joke. What's there difference between a Pirate and a Ninja?
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Pirates don't wear tights. :cool:

I'll rep me some ninjas. Imagine Bruce Lee dressed in full black with whatever weapon he could possibly want. Could a pirate take that?

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Originally Posted by RamblerGambler

I'll rep me some ninjas. Imagine Bruce Lee dressed in full black with whatever weapon he could possibly want. Could a pirate take that?

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I guess not if a Pirate was gay,,,but there are no gay Pirates...

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Originally Posted by CrAzYcHrIs

your joking right......in all seriousness, its a bunch of dudes on a ship at sea, for months at a time, without seeing any women......lots of pirates fucked each other.....AHOY MATEYS

but ninjas are like ghosts....fuckin phat:cool:

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Dude,,, thats why we have a Parrot....

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Originally Posted by CrAzYcHrIs

your joking right......in all seriousness, its a bunch of dudes on a ship at sea, for months at a time, without seeing any women......lots of pirates fucked each other.....AHOY MATEYS

but ninjas are like ghosts....fuckin phat:cool:

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Yeah and when they raided a neighboring vessel for gold and treasure they also took their fair share of the ladies I assure you. However I could imagine a pirate fucking a ninja since they're so feminine.

pirates

ninja's are gay... who else comes and goes like the wind but gay rapists? o.0

i've even got a bottle of rum atm <.<

Bah, ninja's would be winning in the poll if Ninja's of the Carribean were out instead!

I definately voted ninja's. I mean, pirates are just a rabble of escaped convicts. Ninja's have awsome training for several years, they climb walls and buildings and unclimbable shit, they kill with stealth and skill, and once I was reading about them and their training, and it was describing how they could freez in their steps, blending into the dark, and hold that possition all night long if necessary.

Pirate may love the "Booty" if you know what I mean, but they also LOVE that rum. And we all know about certain "problems" chronic alcoholics have...Can the Jolly Roger sail at half-mast?

skill doesn't always trump brute force ya know.... a TRAINED person, is still likely to have conscience and fear.... an 'escaped convict' has nothing but adrenaline driving him.... in times of battle, not caring is the best caring you can do.

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Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho

skill doesn't always trump brute force ya know.... a TRAINED person, is still likely to have conscience and fear.... an 'escaped convict' has nothing but adrenaline driving him.... in times of battle, not caring is the best caring you can do.

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Man, haven't you read up on Bushido and the whole Japanese method of training any type of warrior? Ninja's are brutal, their minds are sharp, their muscles are super strong and lightning fast, and there's no way in hell a properly trained ninja would let fear get the best of him! Not to mention, adrenalin can be detrimental too, ever had the gumby legs? lol.


I propose a duel Slipknot! We'll choose a building somewhere where you can dress up as a pirate and I'll dress up as a ninja. You wait to meet me there for the duel and.... oh, oh what's that, you're already dead and didn't even see it coming!:D








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