a man with no arms and legs

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?





phil






in the ocean?







bob





A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you?"

The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth.

A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says.

He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away.

A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him.

"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed?"

"No," he says with a hopeful grin.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."

Armless, One-Legged Man Evades Police During Car Chase


http://blog.cardomain.com/blog/2007/...s_onelegg.html

Here's one...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's nailed to a wall?



Art.

And another...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lies in front of the door all day?



Matt.

I can't think of any more right now, but give me time.