Amsterdam week, enough said.
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Amsterdam week, enough said.
God I have soooo many of them!
lol same, im high right now and i keep begginning to type a new story and then i just backspace becuase i think of a better one. fuck itQuote:
Originally Posted by rebgirl420
lol the best one i got is when me and 3 buddies smoked 2 bangin blunts of good chron this one night..was 16 maybe 17 at the time...we picked a remote spot in the local bird sanctuary to smoke and avoid cops..smoked the blunts, yada yada yada, cleaned up n everything and decided to go to the school football game..we saw another buddy "ed" on the way who happened to be the school burnout and followed him to his house cuz he had to take a shower..he said we could wait insdie we all said "ok"..lol the story doesnt get funny til now...when we went in BLAZED mind u, his parents were sitting on the couch..he didnt say anything, just ran upstairs...we sat down and started watching tv ho hum..then his 1-eyed, 3-legged dog that got hit by a car came over and started licking my hand..lol this thing seriously shouldve been put down..it was the first time i saw it, i just started giggling uncontrollably and my friends all looked over at me with death stares..i couldnt stop, it mustve gone on for 5 m,inutes just laughing at this dog...then this drug commercial came on, "do u know where UR kids r the moment? talk to ur kids" and his mom who was a teacher at our middle school comes out and says, "i know ur all high. and i know all ur parents (cept mine). do they know where u r? i could call the cops on u right now"..we just sat there not knowing what to say and even worse, ed was still in the shower..that was the most awkward 15 minutes of my life...lol and wouldnt u know it, ed ended up leaving with us to go to the game
hahahaha funny shit manQuote:
Originally Posted by RHODE h1ghSLANDER
I had quite a good experience today. I hotboxed 2-3 bowls in my bed, and when I was reading on the bus, I suddenly stopped and felt an intense feeling of being undescribably comfortable. It only last for a few minutes, but I've never felt that comfortable in my entire life. I was on a minibus. >_>
Also, when I first started smoking a few months ago, one of the first times I got stoned alone was amazing. I was watching some really crappy Jane Austen remake on TV, but I swear it was the best thing I've ever watched. I kept looking at the background detail and admiring the language.
Oh, and every time I watch Time Team stoned also rocks. :D
i couldnt make that up if i tried..on our way out to the car we were all like "did that really just happen to us?" lol and ed with his dumbass cock eyed look says, "what happened?"..we almost threw him in the trunkQuote:
Originally Posted by go toke up
Haha i love getting high then going to school. One time i asked my math teacher a question and i was really high. We smoked 4 fat joints at lunch between 5 people, so they were going around constantly. So anyways after i asked him the question i put my head down and thought the room was turning orange from the sunlight. So he knew something was up cause i never even took a second to listen to him about my question. Then i got sent down to the office and the vice principle asked me why i was acting weird, i just told him i was tired and i wasnt feeling good and didnt really feel like talking about it. So hel let me go back to my class and i didnt even get searched. :D
lol, sounds similar to me. I take highly academic and complex subjects, and when I ask questions, sometimes I have to repeat them like 3 times. It makes me look dumb when I'm not. >_>Quote:
Originally Posted by d0p3 b0y
the best memories of me smoking have gotta be from the end of summer 05. there was a week of summer left and everyone was kinda bummed, you know those days are just shitty cause all your thinking about is going back to school. so after another shitty day of skating we all decide were gonna stay the night at my friend jeff's house, get a sack, and smoka da cheeba. there were a lot of us by the way, hrmm 8 of us total including me. so we all throw in and get a lot of weed, i dont even remember how much, i was the ultimate amateur at the time.
we realize how retarded an idea it was so try and smoke with 8 people when we can't even smoke inside. so jeff calls his older brother, shawn, who none of us know, and asks him if we can just go hang out and blaze there for a while. jesus this guy was sooooo nice. hes in his early 20's, with two roommates, and he just lets his little brother and all his friends come over and blaze at his house.
he even picks us all up, it takes him two car trips but he doesnt mind. we get there and only have the pipe to smoke with, and than duh duh duh duh!!! shawn pulls a superman and saves the day "hey i got a bong you guys can use" just hearing about a bong got me all squirly back than.
that is THE HIGHEST ive ever been in my life. it seemed like i was there for days. just bowl after bowl after bowl in this bong.
bout halfway through the sesh we're starving and shawn just offers to go to jack in the box. were all broke, spent it all on the weed, but than he offers to buy food. it was absolutely amazing man, i was stoned outta my skull and he comes back with 10 chicken sandwhiches, 10 tacos and a bunch of other crap. that he just bought for us, i dunno it still kinda confuses me, like none of us knew him at all and he just bought a shitload of food for us.
I remember talking to my friend daniel for like a full minute before realizing that the lighter in his hand was on fire, not lit, like the plastic on it was burning, and he had no idea it was happening. the next day he had a fat blister from where like melted plastic had oozed onto his hand.