Question about God

Plus the rock would have to be bigger than the univerce, thats one big ass rock.

Wow, Pure Evil, Im gonna go out on a limb here....


Are you the devil? If so, do something devilish like raise the dead or something.

And to answer the question at hand,

God would not need a microwave.

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Originally Posted by hazetwostep

the tough thing about contemplating these things is the fact that we are in a finite consciousness trying to contemplate an "infinte being."

according to christian belief, when god created man and the universe he did in fact place limits on himself and the system.

could he break his own rules? could he make a rock to heavy for himself to lift? that could only happen from a contridiction in his own mind, meaning that if he ever intended to lift the rock he would not have made it too heavy for himself to lift... the contridiction could never happen to an infinite mind.

(my opinion)

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If God can create the rock then he was the one who put it there. He is the one who moved it to its location. He can lift and move anything he can create. The earth is a good example of this. The earth is a very heavy rock. If God can create the Earth, he is able to move it as well. If he can make it, he can move it.
If God ate a hot burrito, his tongue would burn. Ouch!!!

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Originally Posted by BigNugs4U

Wow, Pure Evil, Im gonna go out on a limb here....


Are you the devil? If so, do something devilish like raise the dead or something.

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Alright, Ill have ur dead great grandmother knockin on your door tonight at 12, break out the doilies.

:jointsmile:simpsons did it simpsons did it:thumbsup:

god is just a nother invention by man to explain things that were unexplainable in the times before science and technologies. the writing of the bible is just a collection of stories that were exagerated by drinking mead, and wine, handed down quite a few generations before finally being written down. jesus may have lived, but i dont think he was somehting that special. people back then were gullable, if you walked around saying that you were the son of god, and did some cheap magic tricks people would of been amazed. IF THERE IS A GOD OUT THERE MAY HE SMITE ME WHERE I SIT!......


well i guess im still here, so that proof enough?

Can god grow marijuana potent enough that even he coughs when he hits it?

I'm talking like, 805,049,321% THC potent. Yeah!!! :jointsmile:

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Originally Posted by dankkeeper

Can God microwave a burrito so hot that even he can't eat it?

Honestly.

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based on his lack of existence i would say that yes, he could not eat it. but im sure if you would like to give this a try you would become god.

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Originally Posted by Frickr

god is just a nother invention by man to explain things that were unexplainable in the times before science and technologies. the writing of the bible is just a collection of stories that were exagerated by drinking mead, and wine, handed down quite a few generations before finally being written down. jesus may have lived, but i dont think he was somehting that special. people back then were gullable, if you walked around saying that you were the son of god, and did some cheap magic tricks people would of been amazed. IF THERE IS A GOD OUT THERE MAY HE SMITE ME WHERE I SIT!......


well i guess im still here, so that proof enough?

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that all depends on your interpretation of god. i believe in god AS nothing. it was there in the beginning, and will be there in the end. nothing is the only thing that can outlive everything.

edit : keep in mind that everything and nothing go hand in hand, and whether or not one is responsible for the other is irrelevant."