no but they can be pricks and ask for doctors note (proof your sick)..Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
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no but they can be pricks and ask for doctors note (proof your sick)..Quote:
Originally Posted by cannabis campbell
theres a family emergency and you need to babysit.
Very true...i doubt you'll get fired for taking the day off, but if you leave your work in the lurch then expect to get the shitty end of the stick for a while...Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
dog, i dont know where you work....you possibly mentioned where and i didnt catch it...idk...anyways but when a guy skips work at my job it hurts everything and people start hating on this individual.
btw i do construction so my job is already hard and when somebody isnt there it makes things way more difficult...almost like a three legged dog
Say you have to present a final project at school and must miss work.
dude omg okay i know what you gotta do, BITE into an onion and get someone to slap you in the face and then make the phone call chweing the onion. for some reason i think you'd sound sick lol.
im serious dude do it. or get some stingy eyedropss too. i just popped in these bauche and lomb eyedrops the sting like shit and make me sound like aye hab a could.
when you get the check the day before mention to a couple co workers your head hurts then the next day call in and say you have a migraine not much they could say about that it is impossible to work with a migraine
Yeah I like that suggestion of a family emergency and needing to babysit.
Just be like "I'm sorry but taking care of my niece is more important to me than coming to work tomorrow" at the end. No fucker is gonna make you work if you say "______ died" and that you need to watch a young relative.
I DO THAT TOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
All of the above advice is good :thumbsup:
EDIT: GMM is on a SATURDAY, right? On weekends, about 80% of doc offices are closed- do the 24 hour food poisoning, maybe eat Italian or meat at lunch at work, then feign stomach problems during the rest of the shift, and then call in with food poisoning :D
I've said i had a cold before and i got to miss a couple days. I actually did faint at the doctors office which got me out of work aswell, for a day, so you could claim that happened. I highly doubt you'd get fired even if you just didn't turn up because they'd prob just give you a written warning or something. Call in, pretend to have a splitting headache and your stomach hurts, you can do it dude. Just say, this isn't me man, you know, i feel awful, sorry about this but i can't come in today.