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I voted unattractive ..... I'm sure this has happen to more than one of us, but you get piss ass drunk pick up some chick at a bar, wake up in the morning go take a piss and wash your face then you look at the chick and think to your self OMG this one is ugllllllyyyyy....And trust me my freinds knew all about it and it was totally kool. I guess it depend on who your freinds are!!!
Well... I would at least have the excuse, "haha you dont get any so stfu" and who cares about looks anayways? Its whats inside that counts(for the most part).
I picked caught with the ugly chick.
Well actually what he really said was "would you rather get caught banging a fat chick or beating off" I just modified it a little.
Uhhh. The unattractive girl. It doesn't matter how old she is.
edit: I didn't say "it doesn't matter how young she is", so no funny ideas.
If I got caught masturbating I might as well have some fun with it, so I'd do the Dave Chappelle thing; Jump up, and run up to everybody jerking it yelling "alright everybody back or I'll fuckin' shoot!"
(Then perhapse demand money)
id be fuckin that fugly pink stank
Honestly I wouldn't give a shit. I'd tell them to fuck off.
unattractive girl,, then i could tell him i was drunk and still couldnt remember even having sex with her
With the unattractive girl, atleast youre gettin some pussy.
BUT, with the caught masturbating... Thats just akward and embarassing.
I went with caught masturbating.
Be proud of masterbation, everyone does it. Who cares?