When I got there, instead of getting a bag of weed, he pulled out a huge rubber dildo, and said...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite
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When I got there, instead of getting a bag of weed, he pulled out a huge rubber dildo, and said...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite
And then I pissed on the sack of weed and threw it in a gutter. Then later when
I was home I thought about that sack of weed. That lonely un-smoked sack of goodness, I walked back to the gutter which was 23 miles away in which I walked the entire way.
So when I got there the sack was still in the gutter, so I grabbed it and it was all mushy and rotten. So the next morning while i was taking a poop the sack asked me if I wanted to play soccer and we did.
boy could that sack play soccer
he had me running all over the the field
i got so tired i decided 2 stop and smoke some of the weed in the sack
then
my mouth began to foam ,I felt ill......
...and then the neighbor shot me thinking I had rabies.
LOOOOOOOOOOL.............THAT CRACKED ME UP LOOOOOOL
...And I was then put into a pan, (from an egg's point of view.)
on a low simmer, as i kept getting flipped over
why post then u muppetQuote:
Originally Posted by jokeyjokejoke
So Kermit kissed a psychedelic toad