Why do so many men have this problem??

I just call it the captain....

it's because there is a hot chick at the store and he doesn't want her to know he's got a girl...

Maybe he feels peeps are gonna think he's wipped???

Hey I would go buy you an economy size box and not ask for a bag,,,it's not like people are going to think there mine,,,LoLzzz...

wouldn't bother me lol....

now try to get me to buy condoms or astroglide..... or even porn... hell no....

Yeah, wouldn't bother me either. Maybe you've just got yourself a dud...

and slip, you just have to learn to have fun with it. Most people are just like "oh he's buying condoms... Lucky bastard is getting some". End of story.

Watching kids buy condoms is one of the most hilarious things you can come across in a store. First they'll put their bottle of water or soda on the counter, then a snickers, then a pack of gum, and last, as if they're just going to sneak it in, a pack of condoms...

I figure it would be hilarious sometime to go to the store, step up to the counter and lay down gum, then condoms, then KY, then a can of pineapple, and lastly, a honeydew melon. And (and this is key) maintain solid eye contact the whole time.

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Originally Posted by Samwhore

I just call it the captain....

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lol

My boyfriend has a fear everything like that. I just dont understand it. He also doesnt like buying condoms or lube. We ran out of lube the other day and had to go to the store and he made me pick it out and carry it around the store while we were picking up some other stuff. I think he's just stupid sometimes

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

he should have left when I asked him too and I wouldnt have had to stuff my panties with paper towels, and he wouldnt have gotten rear ended.

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lol just when you need a reminder that there IS order in the universe

That errand wouldn't have bothered my husband, but there'd have been another problem if he'd been asked to take care of such a task. I could have written the precise brand, the box color, the exact wording, and even the IPC code on a piece of paper. And he'd still somehow have ended up buying and returning with the wrong item.

I hate Tampax brand, too. Playtex is the only way to go. . . . Stock up a couple months' supply at WalMart so you'll be covered next time. Hope the heavy phase passes quickly!

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Originally Posted by dziendobry4

Yeah I don't get it. I go to the store to buy my girl tampons when she needs them. Pretty much anyone who sees a dude buying tampons assumes, "he's probably getting em for his girl. What a nice guy."

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^^ agreed, i also

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Originally Posted by Dro_Princess

It pissed me off so bad. I dont understand why he is like that about this. Its just cotton on a damn string.

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OMFG I seriously was laughing for like five minutes. :D :S2: :S2:

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Originally Posted by napolitana869

My boyfriend has a fear everything like that. I just dont understand it. He also doesnt like buying condoms or lube. We ran out of lube the other day and had to go to the store and he made me pick it out and carry it around the store while we were picking up some other stuff. I think he's just stupid sometimes

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Yeah, this is what my boy does. Whenever we have to get lube, he won't touch it and makes me grab it (even if the one we like is up on the top shelf and I have to jump to reach it) and I have to carry it around and blah blah blah. It's so stupid!!

Why are you embarrassed to be seen with a relatively hot girl and some lube? Good for you!!!