Way of the Ninja.

A product called Ozium is amazing. It gets the smoke smell off of you. Also, I would like to reinforce the ideas of putting in eyedrops and washing your hands.

Personally, I think people are better off being aware of their rights, and maybe just being more wise to their surroundings, than knowing how to hide stuff really well.

I don't know, I suppose I don't have to worry about my parents, so maybe I just have it easy.

When I was younger I would cover the smell of smoke, cigarettes and weed, with a simple method. My parents were very strict about not smoking anything so if it worked for me it could work for everyone.

First go to wal-mart and get a box of alcohol wipes. Their suggested usage is to sterilize the skin prior to injection. You can get them for $1 for 100 so they are not expensive. Whenever you are done smoking, use a wipe to clean your fingers, then another one to wipe over your face. The alcohol will completley eliminate any smoke odor from those crucial areas of your skin.

To get the smell out of my cloths I would usually use a spray like axe essence because you can spray alot of it and it wont be too strong. I dont really like visine but sometimes it was an inevitable neccesity to pass for a non smoker.

So thats it, alcohol wipes and axe and you can do all the undercover smoking you want and go undetected.

edit: Acne cleasing pads work the same way, so if you are very sneaky and have a few pimples just ask your parents to buy you some acne alcohol pads and you can get rid of your acne and smoke smell with one wipe of the pad.

I love this title.

If you use a piece, make sure to zip it up in a ziploc bag (if your in public) so that whatever you have your piece in doesn't stink.

it wouldnt be much of a secret if you share it online, now would it?
take it easy:thumbsup:

Here is a post I wrote in 2005 concerning the concealment of smoke and/or smell during a session. I still consider it somewhat definitive and mostly comprehensive.

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Originally Posted by lateralus

You aren't necessarily bound to get caught. You are, however, if you choose to use the wrong utensil. Joints, blunts, spliffs, or anything that continually burns is a no-no. Double-O stoners are better off using either a bong, pipe, one-hitter, sneak-a-toke, or anything that can be *immediately* put out after the hit is taken.

Optional: The next precaution I take is to light a single stick of incense five to ten minutes before the session. I use Nag Champa brand incense; it has a great aroma, and a decent potency. By far the best I've found. Of course, if this would raise suspicion among the enemy (YOUR PARENTS), then this step should be avoided. Many people believe that parents know what's going on if you use incense; mine, however, do not. I tend to avoid using the towel under the door because if someone was to barge in, they'd take one look at the towel and know exactly what it was for. Plus, if the following methods are done correctly, the only smell escaping your room will be that of Nag Champa.

After lighting your piece, always put your finger, a marble, or a coin over the bowl to prevent excess smoke from escaping the bowl, and to save your weed. Overlooking this is, what I imagine, what gets many people caught.

As for the spoof, ("dryer sheets thingy") I use a 20 oz Mountain Dew bottle stuffed with somewhere around thirty or forty dryer sheets. The right amount of dryer sheets is key: too little and the covering of the smell is insufficient, too many and you won't be able to blow the smoke through. Some people add an amount of cologne, or spray to the sheets for better results. In my experience, this was unecessary, but better safe than sorry. Holes were burnt in the bottom of the bottle (as recommended by an ancient mello as hello post) using the cherry (lit end) on a Camel. The smoke is blown through the mouthpiece.

Don't try to hold in the hit for too long; if you cough, your whole operation's purpose has been eliminated. I hold mine in for three to four seconds and blow it quickly through the spoof.

I have a stash of Icebreakers (mints) for when each session is over. I also keep an extra can of Axe (a lot of people use Febreeze or Ozium) close to me in case of a coughing fit, or if smoke somehow escaped the piece.

Mission accomplished. :cool:

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This method is almost fool proof. You'd be surprised at the results.

A related and also potentially dangerous situation is when you've been lucky enough to arrive at the possession of dank that you can smell 4,149 yards away. Weed that will saturate your room, hallway, and bathroom with marijuana odor for hours after only opening the bag for a few moments. I recommend someone with experience in this area comment with suggestions.

Fortunately, I don't need to worry about concealing my cannabis smoking. My parents know and are only marginally concerned. I do, however, need a bit of finesse for school toking. I toke during my lunch period in the more obscure bathrooms to avoid interruption. If I choose this method, I can toke with any method I choose so long as nobody walks into the bathroom to smell it. Otherwise, I use a sploof and torch the bowl to the very bottom to avoid extraneous cannabis odor.

My friend informed me of a method when he smokes at school what he said to do is take the trashbag in the bathroom and empty the trash out of the bag and then with the bag you blow your hits into and just tie up the bag when your done thats for school.

I thought Febreeze and Axe Lysol hid the smell that was until i was in the process of getting arrested when the cop saw i had around 10 cans of Lysol and various axe cans and informed me that they dont do anything for the smell when you hotbox (made some sense cause the smell does seem to be temporary) he went off on a tangent saying if i used 100 bottles he would still smell it (didnt believe him bout that) but just be careful when hotboxing such as what i do is when your done put all the windows down and if you have a sunroof use it thats what its there for.

Always baggie up everything espeicallly blunt guts dont know how many times my parents asked why i had tobacco guts i just said i smoke it.

This kicks ass everybody keep it up :thumbsup:.

Upkeeping.