yikes

Everyone knows girls farts smell like roses, and their poop tastes like candy floss.

oh I didnt know BizzleLuvin was a girl

Ow well

That day must have sucked..

yeah i just got that 'what's up with that chick' look. girl farts are sneaky cause most of the time you can't hear them, they just sneak up on you. and if youre wearing perfume, it kinda mixes with that and smells worse. next time, i'll remember to cut down on the broccoli in my salad.

in the 3rd grade we were solving math problems on the blackboard... the teacher would write an equation and we students would raise our hands if we new the answer ... The teacher would pick a student and he/she would go up and solve it... A girl named Sharon "Lived right behind my house BTW" was raising her hand and the teacher picked her like the 7th equation... Sharon went up and stood behind the piano and stared to tap her feet and cry... LoLzzz,,,the next thing I saw was a yellow stream flowing from under the piano,,,she was raising her hand to go to the bathroom,,,LoLzzz...

Talk about embarrassing,,,lol...