Im sexy because I say so
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Im sexy because I say so
I'm to sexy for my shirt,,, so sexy it hurts...
Haha how can you be serious on this, cough.
I'm a good looking dood. I uh care enough to tell you guys! Uhh, I like weed?!! If you got some schwag, I'll smoke it, but if I got some bomb, I'm kickin your ass to the moon! I eat only the cheapest foods (potatoes, rice, 17lb pork n bean cans, bread and speghetti) and drink the finest tea (green) everyday! Eggs are good, but they make you fart. Oh and please don't ever try FMV (For More Value) macroni, it tastes like salty poo water. Now that's doodoo baby!:D My goal in life is to become fat, these food stamps ain't cuttin it...
'Ey dog all I know is I got a fuckin' HUGE penis.
No really though, Im not attractive, I have only bad qualities mostly, but then again, I couldnt care less. Only thing I have going for me is half a brain :(
I am clever and witty, I can make anything into a joke. thats why people love me.
LOL
um I think that im a decent person because ive beaten cancer when I was 13-14, Im quite intelligent and love learning, I stand up for myself without being a bitch, and im probably the most understanding person you'll ever talk to.
I give myself a thumbs-up on my eyes and my general proportions (albeit a little taller than some are comfortable with). My best thing is that I have a silly streak a mile wide.
I am a hotty because when i walk into the room i roll up confident and dripping with manly Essenes:jointsmile: i make the girly's hearts go pitter patter.
I have a wicked morbid sense of humor, i am original and a little style goes a long way.
to the dirty hot girl who started this thread, babe you are anything but average. tight body built for speed:jointsmile: you are also very intellectual one of the brightest people i have ever met. for sure the smartest girly ever interested in me.
Im attractive becuase I'm intelligent and just lost 20 pounds since thanksgiving. From 206-185!! Woot woot!! And i listen well and help console people when necessary.
Hmmm..I need a little ego-masturbation before bed..it'll probably help me nod off..
I've been told I'm a goof, which apparently is a good thing...I dunno...but this girl is amazing, so she can't be THAT far off..
My sense of humor has gotten me a LOT further than I expected, and to my dismay, I might be man-pretty...:eek:
I'm no piece of eye candy, though. I DO have an intellectual side..